Illuminati Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 True isn't everyones Tpbm has tried to kill someone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 False. Tpbm wants to be on a 1000 ways to die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicbomb Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 False Tpbm actually has some of their own art in Brick Slayers or Metal Heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 true.. got benched once here. it was whatever tpbm was stoked when rufio died Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 who? tpbm is having oatmeal for breakfast :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 False. Tpbm thinks these bastards must be runnin out of niggas to arrest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 True, dem random stops are quite the hassle. None of your business where I'm going and what I'm doing pig. Tpbm has been wrongfully arrested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Every time. Tpbm would bang snooki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 True, violent, degrading bondage style Tpbm would cunt punt Snooki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 kick her in the crotch? thats assault, brotha! true. tpbm might have a falafel for lunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 false tpbm is going to work out today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 False. Tpbm has a racecar bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 false, but you can sleep on my air matress, just dont wake up my roomates tpbm saw a commerical for these ninja turtle action figures that shoot pizzas out of their torsos and are still fully poseable with all their weapons n shit, and since tpbm is a grown ass man who makes money and can do whatever the fuck he wants with that money, hes going to go out and buy not just one or two of these warlocks, hes buying the whole fucking crew as well as some bad guys for them to stomp out too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 false tpbm could never actually conjure up the imaginary dinner table with the lost boys so they pretended to be eating air & reaching for something, as their stomach grumbled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 false Tpbm keeps a weapon stashed in every room of their house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bootybooty Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 false the person below me drinks pomegranate juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 false tpbm drinks unfiltered cranberry juice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 False sounds like it would be dank though Tpbm drinks wheatgrass smoothies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 false, not that i wont, i just dont tpbm is having salmon for dinner, then pizza at the poker game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 False, most likely pizza since I'm out of salmon and need to go grocery shopping Tpbm doesn't drink coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 FALSE. tpbm just put on the news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Just opened my live feed on the computer. True. TPBM thinks what happened yesterday in Australia was absolutely insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 True/False? I don't know what happened. TPBM can still taste the liquor from last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 no liquor last night tpbm is bouta go cop a pint of tequila and a 40 and play some poker with these rican niggaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 false tpbm has never gotten an ass-whooping from their parents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 False. TPBM doesn't know how to play poker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 true.. zero interest in card games or gambling in general tpbm is a shark at the table & ruins lives on the regular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 False. Tpbm threw up in the shower and it won't go down the drain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 False. TPBM has lactose intolerance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 False. Tpbm's last name is frappuccino Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.