Illuminati Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 True, someone wrecked on the 1 by big sur when a boulder smashed into their car and they smashed into the side of the mountain. Dudes wife was pinned in the car, drove about 10 miles up the road so I could call 911 and told them what happened then kept driving. Tpbm never made it through high school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 false. tpbm is a sand dwelling boogey boardin ass niggas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 false Tpbm openly mocks peoples religious beliefs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 false tpbm drinks wine at art galleries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 false. tpbm knows if that burger king on south conduit is legit or not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 false tpbm drinks coffee every morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 false. tpbm lifestyle is so far from well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 false tpbm fucking owned work today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 yeah. tpbm thinks wilin ain't the way to be livin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 say what? tpbm is just tryna live it to the limit and love it alot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Done and done, though it means I don't expect to live to be an old person. Tpbm has shot a gun at someone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 false just a paintball gun tpbm has an office hot girlfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 whats office hot? did you mean OFFICIALLY hot? tpbm is wondering whats for dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 True, thinking about cooking some chicken alfredo or maybe some salmon with couscous Tpbm is gonna eat fast food for dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 false tpbm won something today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 False though now i'm gonna go play the lottery so it becomes true Tpbm thinks that logic is flawless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 true tpbm just got a new job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 false tpbm leg fell asleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 false Tpbm penis fell asleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 false. tpbm luh cake farts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 false tpbm is scared to drink out water fountains Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 false. sometimes tpbm vibes inside a spot where nobody else knows them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 True Tobm is one of them quiet niggas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 maybe. if i dont know you or wanna talk to you, maybe tpbm thinks they shouldve beheaded jar jar binks right off the bat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 true tpbm doesnt own a dryer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 false. tpbm didn't mean what they said about jar jar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 I haven't heard of half these new rappers you blokes bang on about. So, false. TPBM has heard of 'jar jar' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 haha false.. hes the worst. his people came through in the end, still tpbm is still going to watch the new star wars, even though its sure to be a steaming pile of jar jars shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 no. tpbm could almost prop dude for being so delightfully oblivious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 true. i lold this is jar jar binks (from star wars, episode I) tpbm thinks jar jars skull would make a nice ornamental conversation piece, goblet, or ashtray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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