massgraff Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 true...stupid. tpbm wants to lose their last 2 teeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 False, TPBM would smash the every girl in the S or T thread if the $$$ were correct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 depends if there was a condom involved at least one probably has hiv. tpbm would choose to never be born if they had the chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scio Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 False. I love my shitty life and wouldn't trade it for anything. TPBM has an iPhone . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 False, I have two throw aways with different carriers. Tpbm is thinking that the ooontz has reached it's peak... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 no. tpbm will tell me how their real niggas really role Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 false tpbm did kegstands last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 false tpbm wants to make some more friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 false, since I don't really trust anyone enough to be friends with them tpbm has a girl and still spanks it daily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 half right. tpbm saw someone fooling around in what was basically their first apartment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 true and far more things then that, I remember one night i was trying to bang this chick and people kept running head first into the wall leading to my room and screaming hello when their heads came went through the wall. That apt got me and lots of other people banned from a town tpbm thinks I should say fuck the further shows and just party it up at the crib instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 it's whatever you want man, your choice. tpbm never has to wear a condom when they do it with their wife or anyone else they do it with, i promise not to tell. like that new hot chick at work, you know the one that always has high beams on under her ribbed white cotton t shirt, but then stares daggers at you for checking her out, and it's like why do you wear that if you don't want attention, but you know you shouldn't think that way because of the sexual harrasment meeting you all had to go to. seriously, how lame was that? and you couldn't help but notice that the female lawyer had a huge rack. like ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk about that kind of stuff, well i guess that's the definition of the word irony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 True on the no wrapping it up thing. TPBM thinks that when it comes to that sexual harassment stuff, the lady's gotta meet us half way. You can't wear low cut shirts whit 2/3 of your titties hanging out and not expect us to look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 false, I don't think the ladies should even be allowed to wear low cut shirts with 2/3rds of their titties hanging out at work. Bikinis only at work unless they are fatties or old in which case we should have the ability to fire them or make them sit on the other side of that hole in the one of the stalls in the mens room. Also woman should not be allowed to work while on the rag or after eviltrailer gives them a std. I ain't trying to wrap it up, but unless its my girl or she got proof she ain't got no stds I ain't hitting it raw. Tpbm thinks bikinis should be optional at work for woman and they should be allowed to come to work naked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 False. TPBM is taking liver detox medication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 false i'm taking this liver retox medication called knob creek tpbm has gotten into a fistfight with a fellow oontzer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 True. TPBM has the day off today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 True TPBM has been formally written up for violations of workplace rules at some point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 false I thought you just got fired for that shit? tpbm has had an alcohol enema Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 false tpbm ate salmon today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 True. TPBM only uses premium fuel in their whip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 false, its a hoopdee tpbm will never admit to date raping their sister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 true. tpbm is into some "weird" shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 False. TPBM is starvin like marvin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 false tpbm is gettign a haircut this week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 probably not. tpbm will tell us which threads they received their last 5 props from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 True. Police shooting. Nonsense. When you date a hot chick. TPBM has a thing for asparagus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 tried it for the first time weeks ago and wasn't displeased. tpbm makes sure the change in their pockets jingle when they walk past bums and then says no anyways when they ask for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 false tpbm got drunk and did something stupid this weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 false. tpbm wants to c this cute pic i took at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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