massgraff Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 false. tpbm will tell me what they do to themself before they wreck themself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 true. i drink a shitload of whiskey or just smoke a little weed tpbm has a working fireplace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 I guess it works, but it never gets cold enough here to justify using it. TPBM thinks fireplaces in modern houses are kinda like tits on a boar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 well they look nice. tpbm thinks there is some pussy good enough to get burned while you're up in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 false depending on your definition of burnt tpbm is thinking the women of his city are conspiring to give him/her a massive case of blue balls today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 true, capital attitude, old chap. tpbm is getting fed up with this PT job they took on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 false tpbm walks on a fine line between insanity and peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 true tpbm is eating a slice of chicken, broccoli and ricotta pizza, fucking DELICIOUS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 false, but that does sound good. tpbm does not have wifi in their home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 false apartments are great for that shit tpbm is wired on coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 false tpbm thinks their local homeless graff legend.. might be done for good this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 hmm, sad. tpbm saw kwote give watch gue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 false tpbm is plugging away at work with gritted teeth thinking"just fucking hold it together until the weekend" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 true, when i'm there. tpbm paints in their office Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 false, i sketch. tpmb is a great cook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 nah. tpbm doesn't wanna risk finding new pronz cause their internet security just expired... so they'll take a look in the archives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 false, how the fuck does your internet security expire? Tpbm thinks that I should maybe go see the doctor cause half my neck is swollen and sore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 True. TPBM can't sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 true. i can never sleep. tpbm brushes their teeth 3 times a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 False. TPBM is ruthless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 you don't even know tpbm hangs out on pg and bs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 False I came here first so here I hang out TPBM is off to the gym before the next sunset Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 False. TPBM has stretch marks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 false tpbm can run a mile in under 8 min no problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 very true tpbm can ice skate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 false. tpbm ice skated away from the police Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 false tpbm has a foot fetish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 false as fuck tpbm cracks their knuckles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 true tpbm is not on speaking terms with at least one family member Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 false tpbm hates dudes on stilts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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