Silba Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 false my game stays tight like pussy at night tpbm needs to eat some coochie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 false-ish? i don't need to but i'd rather be doing that than working. tpbm has gone down on a girl just to come back up because that shit was hella not right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 true, didnt have the right smell so I had to fake diarrhea tpbm always check their email first thing in the morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 True, Got to somehow pretend that getting on the computer with a cup of coffee is going to be a productive start to my day. TPBM has never been fingerprinted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 I wish that was true and they got my DNA from when I was in the military tpbm is drinking a beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 false tpbm is in class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 lying in bed getting ready for the day so false tpbm is planning on voting for mitt romney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 that's false tpbm has thought about their dad today before they read this post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 True. TPBM is having spaghetti for dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 false going to eat thai with my mom tonight tpbm had a friend do their stitches instead of going to the hospital Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 never had stitches tpbm bit the same fuckin spot on their lip 3 times the other day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 true kinda, got a bottle to the face a couple weeks ago so i got this spot on my lip thats all fucked up i keep chewing on and biting cause it itches tpbm wanted to be cop when they grew up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 only if i could be the dirtiest drug dealin gangsta killin cop i could possibly be tpbm will kill alla you.. to the breakadawn. heh heh, til tha BREAKA DAWN BAYYBEE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 false, but here's my number, call me maybe? tpbm sometimes pictures their mom naked before they realize what they're doing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 ah hell no thats some weird shit though I do picture some of my friends moms naked tpbm has quit smoking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 False, too hard. TPBM has shit there pants before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 true, but only when i was a little kid tpbm has cheated on his girl with one of her friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 false. tpbm said "Ron pass the gasoline" The nigga passed you kerosene. Fuck it, its flammable your hunger was unexplainable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 fuck burning with kerosine i use krylon flavor vapors tpbm is gonna roll up to the hill to collect a debt for me tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 ehh ynot? first tpbm was shinin like sterlin now they're broke like brick in berlin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 false, middle of the road matte finish tpbm has eaten the same thing twice this week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 true nachos and bloody mary breakfasts nothing better when you are hungover tpbm is down to kill a cop for christ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Nah not down to kill a cop tpbm thinks sophie down the row of desks at my work should stop putting nail polish on at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 sure..only because she probably needs to be doing her fucking job. tpbm has gnarly feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 falze. tpbm thinks christina from work should let me love her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 false christina is a skank who will give you a bunch of stds and expects you to take care of her kids i hear that bitch gave the person below me herpes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 noo, i haven't smashed yet. her son's about my age so he can look after himself. i ain't payin for college though. tpbm likes to be $macked across the face like a bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 nope that usually results in people getting knocked the fuck out when they try that shit every once in a while i just laugh at them tpbm thinks budweiser is good beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 idk, honestly. tpbm thinks b'owls would be cool. bat owls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 True TPBM thinks b'owl's bowels would be a delicacy in India. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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