CancerDancer Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 true if they take it without my permission tpbm is taking a massive dump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 False, but I had indian food last nite so it's coming soon. TPBM has tried to do the touch screen finger whip action to a laptop then got mad cause it didn't do anything, but then remembered it not a touch screen and felt retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 LOL, False. TPBM is drinking coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 false, beer tpbm is bouta collapse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 false, just did. tpbm is cooped up lookin at loot, butt, and thighs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 false its bouta start downpouring any second where tpbm be at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 maybs. tpbm flirts at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 True. Loosens up the wallets. TPBM has used a mortar and pestle at least twice this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 false. tpbm just needs one more then they're out of the game for good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 famous last words until tpbms death, tpbms goal is to stay alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 true. tpbm looks like scrooge mcduck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 false, scrotie mcboogerballs. tobm can shit out their mouth. literally not figuratively. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 false. nothing's going in my butt. tpbm doesn't want to live in a tiny gross apartment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 true, i've lived in tiny apartments but never gross. tpbm still writes in cursive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 puerto rican cursive, sometimes tpbm has gotta work tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 If by work you mean fuck a tat'd up chick, then Si senor. Tpbm can speak more than one langauge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 False, I wish. TPBM feet is crusty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 actually true to day gotta me some azn wimmins to clean them... Tpbm is brutally hungover or at least has been once so far this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 True, had to take a break tonight from drinking. TPBM is thanking god it's Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 false tpbm got into an argument with a friend today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 FALSE! TPBM hates there fkn neighbours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 False, they don't bother me. TPBM has to take a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 false workin 2 jobs is wearing tpbm the fuck out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 false. one job oner tpbm has also recently went swimming... with their phone in their pocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 False, Day before yesterday I got a funny feeling as I added the detergent to the washer however and double checked my pants, hence saving my phone from a cycle. TPBM carries a electronic storage device on their person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 uhhh False. TPBM always uses a lint brush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 false. tpbm pictures blood baths in elevetor shafts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 False. TPBM could go for some breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 false, just ate tpbms swing sword strictly based on keyboards unbalanced like elephants and ants on see-saws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 False, don't know what the fuck your talking about. TPBM will now eat a banana then drink sprite and throw up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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