Fist 666 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 True, while deployed in both Kazakhstan and Kuwait. TPBM wakes up to an alarm 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 false - i am disabled with depression and anxiety so i wake up when i wake up. tpbm needs to control their spending habits 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 False. I'm trying to load up on debt right before hyper inflation kicks in. Tpbm knows all the popular wedding dances 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 False. Maybe a slide or two but that’s it. TPBM will post the last picture they took of a tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 There's some trees in here Tpbm is gonna get laid this weekend. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 false. this is tmi but i haven't for like 7 years. been "single" for just over 10. tpbm has traveled outside of their country this year 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 You need to meet up with @Dark_Knightand have him show you where the hoes are at, cause I'm assuming he's the type of dude who knows where the hoes are at. But false, not this year. TPBM has sharted their pants in the last 3 years. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 damn close, if not for sure earlier this summer on some of my bike rides tpbm occasionally has "breakfast for dinner" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 true - just had an omelette and some cereal haha tpbm is currently single Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 False. In a triad kind of thing that's working quite well for me. TPBM Is caught up on chores (as much as one can be). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 false lazy motherfucker oner here TPBM excited that Hip hop turns 50 in about `12 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted September 1 Share Posted September 1 False. I'll enjoy listening to ol school hip hop on my own. TPBM puts their drink down and forgets where they left it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 8 Share Posted November 8 True if I'm in a function. especially after a couple of rails - I'm f**king Hopeless. TPBM is surprisingly happy schnitzel bumped this mother back up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted November 8 Share Posted November 8 F I am more surprised to hear you are bumping rails, lol, old ass. TPBM is traveling for Thanksgiving, but not to "home" 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 8 Share Posted November 8 True. I'm headed to Florida for thanksgiving. And because desantis is such a fuck head, I've already picked up some work while down there. Might not come back for a while. Tpbm doesn't take a shower after taking a bath 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted November 8 Share Posted November 8 False but only because I cant really fit in bathtubs, 6’4” oner. I cent remember the last time I took a bath. TPBM is struggling a bit these days. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 8 Share Posted November 8 These days? Every day. The struggle is real, the struggle is life. But yeah, true. TPBM needs the 12oz SexEd thread to teach them a thing or two. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 True - how will i know if i'm a grower or a show-er? TPBM also needs to know @morton believe not a regular thing On 11/8/2023 at 11:24 PM, morton said: F I am more surprised to hear you are bumping rails, lol, old ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 False, I know what I'm bringing to the table, or bed, or couch, or backseat or dungeon or wherever. TPBM is trying to figure out their Thanksgiving dinner plans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 false. i'm blowing it off this year. tpbm keeps bad sleep habits/schedule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 11 Share Posted November 11 True TPBM is happy it's a sunday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted November 12 Share Posted November 12 F TPBM Has drama in the family. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted November 12 Share Posted November 12 True - so much so. And none of it is mine, I have become the most stable actually and it trips me out. Tpbm has eaten pizza or gotten a handjob from a tranny in the last 72 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 12 Share Posted November 12 True. TPBM wears Slayer shirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted November 12 Share Posted November 12 true i had a slayer shirt in school, but it got torn horsing around and i made the logo a back patch for awhile. tpbm is doing good things in 2024 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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