redeyedanimal Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 false, totally healthy. tpbm plans on drinking tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 false. tpbm hates when people say graffiti is art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nastyarts48 Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 false tpbm smoked a blunt today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 false it's been 16 years since I smoked my last blunt TPBM has been to a funeral this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 FALSE, THANK GOD. TPBM JUST ATE DINNER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 false. i have yet to even think about dinner plans. i had a late lunch. tpbm has gotten pulled over by the cops within the past week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 false, but i thought i was going to be pulled. tpbm doesn't have narcotics to worry about when pulled by the cops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearzOne Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 True, but I'm worried about the body in the trunk. Tpbm wears a slumber mask to bed, and hides rice krispies treat beneath their pillow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nastyarts48 Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 false.... tpbm hates rice krispies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 False. I wouldn't say hate.... The person below me is generally a gassy person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 false....unless you ask my lady, she would likely concur tpbm thinks that using the word concur is for lame college educated fucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nastyarts48 Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 haha true tpbm is a college dropout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Very very true. Four times. I am scared to go back. The person below me just got back from a show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amohster Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 false. i haven't been to a show in months. tpbm has accidentally came on themselves while having sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 False, sex can be a messy thing, I do not associate the word accidental with orgasm. If the question had been about busting before I would like to the answer would be true. TPBM believes that despite what they tell you in grade school there actually are some stupid questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Haha. True. The person below me has thought of an invention (ex: post it note,head on?) as means to make money. Days later tpbm found out it has already been invented via infomercial. *edit. I re read this mess and decided I need to go to sleep because it doesn’t really make any sense. sooooo- The person below me rides public transportation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 When I was a teenager I had long hair and the females were often impressed with my prowess in wrapping a towel around my head, so I thought of inventing a towel hat with a draw string for those less talented than myself. Years later I see that product on TV and hear that it was a big success. No public transportation for me in years unless I am in a city that I flew into. TPBM stopped riding at the back of the bus and now sits up front because dealing with the crazies lost its appeal at some point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 false, ive only ridden the bus throughout middle school. tpbm has a stomach ache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 False, but I just finished eating 4 slices of pizza super fast so it may become true soon, TPBM is interested in maps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nastyarts48 Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 false tpbm never uses maps to go anywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 false, i got google maps as a bookmark. tpbm doesnt like seafood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nastyarts48 Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 false the person below me has more than 3 pets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 False, one wire fox terrier TPBM threw away their high school year book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
support local lurker Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 False. never had one to start with even though i made most of it, ha. they made me design it just to let me graduate. i blew it in high school. TPBM fucked up in high school too.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 True. Kicked out of high school, then kicked out of alternative school. TPBM was a honor student in high school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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