MedicineCabinet 851 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 tru tpbm just ripped through a priceless medieval book because they needed filter paper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bed framed 227 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 idk what filter paper is but i rolled some tumblweedz in bible paper once if that counts...twas a dope verse too but cant remember cuz got high. tpbm wishes they had tree fiddy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Peter Rollock 9 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Sure. Every little bit helps. Tpbm hates Colombians with bad coke that gyp niggas Quote Link to post Share on other sites
theprotester 1,016 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Sometimes you just have to smile. False. TPBM drinks the water that flows up stream Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Peter Rollock 9 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Nahh. Tpbm seen pushers and pimps eat shrimps Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CALIgula 1,934 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 false...but i have seen a pimp beat the shit out of one of his hoes in front of a mcdonalds before. the person below me has seen a fight in a mcdonalds before. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Peter Rollock 9 Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 False. White castle fights tho. Tpbm had soulmates, I had cellmates. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MedicineCabinet 851 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 trufalihopeyoureok guests still lurking this dead shit? lets bring it back tpbm would drill through a crystal skull to make a onehitter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CALIgula 1,934 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 false...i would seel it two a museum and buy a vaporizer. the person below me can burp the alphabet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Peter Rollock 9 Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Sure Tpbm prefers bullshit to dog shit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Diligent Douchbag 24 Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 I shit the bed TPBM has owned a VW in their life time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MedicineCabinet 851 Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 false, but nice signature tpbm would portal their dick Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yomommasaho 106 Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 meaning, put that shit in a hole that i didnt know what was on the other end? maybe. there definitely could be something awesome waiting for it. tpbm is having a mad mediocre summer, but theyre far from broke so thats cool Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Peter Rollock 9 Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 False. Tpbm havin claw and tail meat all summer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cool_Hand 219 Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 False. It's an Alaskan King Crab kind of summer. TPBM is really not that excited about any one thing in particular. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yomommasaho 106 Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 mad true tpbm thinks this summers blowin past right now?? pssshhhh, just you wait Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MedicineCabinet 851 Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 false. all i did was blink & im way older now. shit tpbm would drink from the fountain in the fountain Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Peter Rollock 9 Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Might. Tpbm just watched an alive dog burry a dead dog Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CALIgula 1,934 Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 false...but i did see a video of a dog bringing a baby some toys. the person below me likes to watch weird porn Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MedicineCabinet 851 Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 if a blind, paraplegic, midget tranny with one limb & a conjoined twin is wrong, then what is right? tpbm is a centaur, just typing away Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CALIgula 1,934 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 true...cause i have a horse cock. the person below me has sexed a japanese woman before. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cool_Hand 219 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 true/false ... just looked at FB to confirm nationality, def canadian japanese i think.... TPBM has bet on a horse and won. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
theprotester 1,016 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 True. Once. TPBM ain't a gamblin' man. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CALIgula 1,934 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 false...im actually reading a book on blackjack right now and learning how to count cards. the person below me has a specific actor they would love to meet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MedicineCabinet 851 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 false. maybe comedians/voice actors tpbm eats their burrito side to side, like corn Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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