theprotester Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Forklifts had them by the balls. TPBM is a fan of sending mail to their local MP. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 mailperson? motherphucker? malicious player? massive pussy? member of parliament? this aint down unda mate. politicos dont listen to shit up here. tpbm gave that shit back to her, and gave her the dick mad times since. todays her birthday, actually. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 tell her i said happy birthday. tpbm soaks a good deck and can hook a steak up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Just finished oiling 8 outdoor tables, so my deck soaking game is proper. Steak is a no brainer. TPBM thinks retro cocktails bring out the worst in people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 TRUE. tpbm feels like the dude at the beginning of the east ny theory video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 always tpbm is eating a PB and banana sandwich, and then off to they gym Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 False, but you better be physically fit. A Spanish kid tpbm was close with got killed by a car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 False Tpbm thinks public breast feeding is sexy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 errrm not really but my gf does it so I guess true TPBM had no idea things are so fucked up in the Ukraine right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 False. Tpbm kinda fucks with saddle bags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 not even a little bit my nigga, ayo son you need to stay in school man. straight up. this is the tpbm's 5,000th post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 False. Attend your high school reunion nigguh. Tpbm feels instant animosity towards certain individuals on sight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Absolutely. TPBM has been a 12oz member for more than 5 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 false tpbm stands naked at the window Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 True. Lol. Tpbm doesn't care if the people across the way see anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 true, tho im actually answering your signature tpbm has got a date tonight. BFD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 false - i wear a santa hat on christmas. vanity edit* not sure what bfd means, but false tpbm drops acid in pet cemeteries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 false, but if i did, id probably pick it back up tpbm is gonna hit the gym before this date. BAD IDEA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDrawingBitch Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 False. "Gaim? What's a gaim? OH, A *GAIM*!" TPBM would like to see what would happen if you threw a baboon in a swimming pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 false tpbm has yelled, "dont you scone scorn me!" in a bakery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDrawingBitch Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 False, but I will make an effort to. TPBM has never owned a medicine cabinet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 false, but it was never technically mine. a trufal tpbm thinks that scunt in philly should get her tubes tied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDrawingBitch Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Hmmm... More False than true (unless more comes up about her). I actually think sterilisation is an answer to certain crimes, but I def think at least prison time for this bitch. TPBM thinks the bitch should be neutered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Ynot. Tpbm is curious af about something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 false, im not interested in shit anymore tpbm is gonna have something involving hella bleu cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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