Illuminati 92 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 false tpbm would cut off someones arm for $20 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR. BIG DICK 29 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 with a plastic knife tpbm is gonna find the person on their floor that keeps cooking fish for dinner and do just that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Schnitzel 2,836 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 false tpbm would like a slice of watermelon for dessert as long as it's chilled in the fridge? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Diligent Douchbag 24 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 false, rather have a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeer tpbm knows nothing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
massgraff 673 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 false. tpbm thinks their washing machine is pregnant Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CancerDancer 164 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 false the dryer is someone put a warning that the clothes still comes out wet tpbm is eating something healthy right now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR. BIG DICK 29 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 eatin' is cheatin' tpbm got dat piff Quote Link to post Share on other sites
theprotester 1,016 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Bitch be temperamental and I just ordered a new one. Literally two minutes ago. True? TPBM is sick of this throw away society and wishes white goods could be made properly again. Energy ratings can suck my lefty. EDIT! Piff? I have Pith. Making lemoncello right naooo. TPBM drinks spirits on the regular, no mixer, because that shit's for faggots. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
massgraff 673 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 true. tpbm hates free speech and gun control and lousy democrats Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MR. BIG DICK 29 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 false tpbm would rather be at a burlesque show with a pocket fulla blow Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CancerDancer 164 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 false drugs are bad mkay tpbm doesnt download any music, videos or pictures on their computer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
massgraff 673 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 true. now tpbm knows how a kabob feels Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vanfullofretards 312 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 false the person below me is smart enough to realize how gay nsmbfan is Quote Link to post Share on other sites
massgraff 673 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 true. tpbm had a goldie locks and the 3 bears moment but with weed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CancerDancer 164 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 false tpbm has sent their video to americas funniest home videos Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YellowFever 21 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 False, but I have one from when I was a kid Tpbm is watching a terrible horror movie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
massgraff 673 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 True. midday meat train. Tpbm likes them final destination movies Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CancerDancer 164 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 false tpbm sees a girl on tumblr Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Doodle 112 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 false tpbm can do more than 50 consecutive push ups Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CancerDancer 164 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 false 40-45 tpbm got a letter today in the mail Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yomommasaho 106 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 dont know yet, thanks for reminding me tpbm is tired because they were up til 2 drinking, gambling and yelling Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aLBERThOFFMAN 173 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 True, but replace gambling with pool. Tpbm graduated high school in 4 yeas. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
massgraff 673 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 true. tpbm feels like bishop when he hit raheem up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CancerDancer 164 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 false tpbm saw a street fight this year Quote Link to post Share on other sites
theprotester 1,016 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 If domestics count, true. TPBM would break up a domestic. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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