redeyedanimal Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 probs man, would be bawse. tpbm has never been fired form a job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 form it? nahlz. tpbm got bit by a bat and had ass rabies so badly, their anus was frothing like a cappuccino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 LOL!!! FALSE! The person below me stayed home tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steve Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 True, kicked it with my girl and watched some movies. Tpbm hates rap music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 false. tpbm cut off a finger, and kept it on ice until they sobered up to get it reattached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 nah but my dad cut off 3 of his fingers at work and got them reattached. they kinda just sit there. tpbm has heated up a wire hanger on the stove and then stuck it in someone's ass real slow, like tsss 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 True. The person below me has put there nuts on a dresser and banged them shits with a spike fucking bat. Like blawooh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 true, like BLAWOOH! tpbm knows someone named peabo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 False. I wish. The person below me struggles with alcoholism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 chrue. tpbm has tried some sort of rodent before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 False. The person below me needs their quality of life to improve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 true. i mean my life is pretty easy but i want a car. that's a big deal. tpbm will explain what their profile pic is all about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 True. New Year's Eve swinger's bash 1999 in The Hamptons. The person below me has been there before. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 False. (Hi Malin!) The person below me did laundry today. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 nope. tpbm has made a mcgangbang before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 false...id rather eat the 3 sammiches one at a time. the person below me is borderline racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 i can be. tpbm looks like a platypus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 false...no duck bills here. the person below me shits at least once a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 true. tpbm needs a popsicle at least once a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 false...havent had a popsicle in years! the person below me eats their oreos a certain way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 true, i make double stuffs. tpbm is a cannibal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 True. Heeeeeeeeeeeey. The person below me doesn't like beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaaaaaaaaa Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 true. tpbm calls chocolate milk cocoa moo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 always. tpbm wants to fuck ashley from hardcore pawn in her poorly wiped shitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 True. The person below me has an ex they want to murder and would do it if they wouldn't be the first suspect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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