theprotester Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 We'll find out for sure on the 22nd. TPBM wonders if the Mayans factored the introduction of arbitrary time zones into their calculations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 false dont care about them tpbm uses their phone as an alarm clock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 true. tpbm knows if i should wear crimsons or dark pines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 False. No idea what you're talking about. TPBM just realised what fuckin' time it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 true. all tpbm's dur have come tur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 nur TPBM neds to re gas their car's aircon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 false. tpbm works in a bar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 True. True. True. True. True. TPBM thinks fair trade coffee is a load of wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 True, don't drink coffee so don't really care. Tpbm drunk as hell but no throwin' up 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Haha. I don't spew. Call me 'seasoned'. TPBM knows just what to pop to get them to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Ambien. Tpbm got spanked and shanked and allyooped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 uh, false, i have no idea what that means. tpbm has long ear hairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 True, getting older TPBM cooks ethnic food. Mexican does not count btw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 true Tpbm busted out a tape measure to prove to this chick that his dick was as big as he said it was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 False, busted out her cervix instead. TPBM needs to do laundry, but its fucking freezing in the garage so they continue to procrastinate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Sorta yeah. Tpbm would push someone in front of a train for a milli if they'd get away with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 Heavily dependent on who it is. But I'll go false. TPBM's 430am starts remind them or their crack days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 i'm gonna say...false. tpbm would shoot a kid for a buck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 this is the nature of dont give a fuck tpbm is trying to help an ex gang member get their life on track Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 false i'm making them go hustle to get me that cheddar Tpbm has tazed one of their friends for shit and giggles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Nah. It was just a few igniters taped together, from home hot water systems. TPBM has shot a nail gun at somebody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 oh absolutely, jr high shop class and pretty much every time i've been around a nail gun since. eye pro is serious. tpbm is jealous of my garlic-cucumber infused vodka that i just made a ridiculous bloody mary with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 False. Pretty happy with my selection of Vodkas, but I guess I'm kind of cheating there. TPBM was meant to have today off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 true. and i did. i have every day off. funemployed! (i'm just stoked. this was my first time every trying to infuse something and it turned out better than i anticipated, so very happy) tpbm is going to eat sushi for dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 False my fridge died so I had to cook all the steak and bacon in my fridge and just got done gorging myself rather then waste the food. Tpbm just woke up from a nap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 nah. tpbm would cut off one of their moms fingers for a milli Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 falls tpbm needs to make this shit HAPPEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 yeah. tpbm would snatch a kid by the braids and cut his head off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 maybe? tpbm thanks god for the miracle of METAMUCIL everyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Nah, I'm like clockwork, barring consumption of Mexican food, Indian food or live yeast. TPBM has had to walk a good distance with the "circle of shame" on the ass of there pants (shart stain bleed thru) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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