Joe Bag of Doughnuts Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 False. Sunny skies and palm trees. Tpbm is always prepared for a Br0 d0awn.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detroit red Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 False: fuck a cheese steak Tpbm: pees in the shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 true tpbm is a greasy fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 False I am actually pretty dry and ashy. TPBM is __________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 me nigga. tpbm doesn't have it in them to hit someone, let alone kill them...whatever was in tpbm this time last year has subsided Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 for example, my chick has hit me repeatedly, i never hit her. not once. this writer who threatened me once.. i get pumped when i imagine myself absolutely devesting him with my bare hands, which i know i could. tpbm was on their way to the airport when they saw the jamaican police shoot a boy dead in the hood of montego.. no bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Boom bye bye in a batti bwoy head. Tpbm just really wanted to say that but really it's time to get back to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 false tpbm had a dentist that fucked up on a cavity cuz he was too busy hitting on the nurse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Nah, but the first dentist I went to after I got out of the military asked if I got my dental work done in Mexico. TPBM has done the Mexican pharmacy walkover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 False. Tpbm would rather play with boobs than me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 true.. ure kind of playing is prob illegal and i cant be doin that tpbm has a hairy back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 its not not hairy tpbm needs to get tested for stds asap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Nah, but good luck with that shit. TPBM got burnt once but it was only gonorrhea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 True. Been burnt a few times, gonorrhea included. TPBM would cook lasagna for Kendrick Lamar if asked to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 True, if they payin'. TPBM has a BIG show coming up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 false tpbm is resisting from taking a nap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 false. tpbm thinks "Can we smash forever?" is as good a proposal as any Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 true its kinda romantic tpbm never really watches the simpsons but always has it on tv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 false, it only comes on at 5 and 5:30 and i give it my full attention. the 2nd one anyway cause that's when i get home from work. tpbm will tell me what canadia's like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 False, never been but Aus is overcast, cold and rainy Tpbm has broken their finger in a door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 noo. tpbm is watching this awful jim belushi abortion and laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 Nah, kids are watching cartoons until football starts. TPBM woke up still a bit drunk, and is about to Irish up their coffee and keep it rolling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 false but i did irish up my coffee tpbm is a more visual than math kind of guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 true. tpbm is cleaner than a whistle black diamonds matchin their pistol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 False. Tpbm is forever fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 False. TPBM lost sleep even though they were supposed to gain sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 false. tpbm would rather catch the backhand than the timberland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 False if I catch the timberland I got an easier way to throw the person to the ground as was demonstrated the other night when we me and my homie got jumped in my neighborhood. Tpbm still uses irc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 false. tpbm thot illuminati got married and became a family man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 false dont know shit about him except that he might be in the govt tpbm only eats chips with dip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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