earmuffs Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 True. Big Bang theory daily. Tpbm has never received a speeding ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 FALSE. TPBM HAS NEVER HAD A 3 SUM... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 False. My dreams came true on more than one occasion in different scenarios several times over the last 2 years. Life hasn’t changed much and I now find myself often thinking of who the next victim will be??. Tpbm never lotions they ankles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 False. The fuck? Tpbm prefers tea over coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 False... at this point in my life, iced coffee over everything. Tpbm has hunted a large animal before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 I’ve hunted deer. As big as it gets. Tpbm is eating good tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 (edited) True, i guess, cooked a steak and asparagus person below has fallen asleep during Taxi Driver every time they've tried to watch it like i have, and has still yet to see it in its entirety. Edited August 9, 2019 by abrasivesaint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 False... I've never fell asleep during it but ive never made it all the way through either... it did cause Jodi foster to get stalked though. Tpbm remembers when Ronald Reagan was president Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted August 9, 2019 Share Posted August 9, 2019 (edited) False, Clinton is the first i remember. Although i was alive for Reagan. Person below had to change the battery in a smoke detector recently. Edited August 9, 2019 by abrasivesaint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 True. I install bunches of them every month and once in a while the new ones come in dead. Tpbm meditates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 False..i probably should though. Tpbm enjoys eating bologna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Oh fuck yeah. Boar's Head beef or garlic bologna are in heavy rotation in my sandwiches. Tpbm packs a lunch m-f Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 (edited) True, sort of i guess. I dont sit in silence on a yoga mat and hit off the “om” but i mean i sit in nature and wait for trains to roll by. Or go for a bike ride and let my mind go, you could argue those are meditative. Person below has a preferred brand of bottled water. Edited August 10, 2019 by abrasivesaint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 False. Tpbm has caught their wife cheating on them in their own bed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delv Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 False. Tpbm can't ride a bicycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 False The person below has consumed mcnuggets in the last 7 days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 False.. haven't had mcdonalds in over a year Tpbm is good at bowling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruzxctrl Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 100% False. I just chuck that shit into the gutter. TPBM made at least $100 profit off stocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 True, TPBM is fully vested in a Union pension plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 False australian industry fund for 50% and 50% doing more spicy stuff. (we have mandatory employer 10% contributions) Tje person below owns a kitchen full of shiny chrome, beautiful wood finioshees, high end design...... and then has a $65.00 microwave sitting there on the shelf like a turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 False I don’t use microwaves. Tpbm stays up late watching movies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 6 hours ago, Steel Schnauzer said: False I don’t use microwaves. Tpbm stays up late watching movies Mostly false, a lot of grey area here. Person below has a kid going back to school soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 True, but he is going to his freshman year of college. TPBM had a child before they had health insurance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 False, still no children.. then again, still no health insurance The person below me likes fat girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 As humans or as play things? False. Tosh has a bit about "big is beautiful... just not to me. (Angry reactions) aww, you're upset because I want you to eat right and exercise?".. Tpbm has big weekend plans 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 False, person below has dodged a bullet recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 Literally or figuratively? True to figuratively, false to literally. The person below me likes watching baseball more than football Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 True, I enjoy going to the game. TPBM enjoys a crowded sidewalk one in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 (edited) Very false. Crowded sidewalks aggravate the shit out of me. The last time i “had to” walk through Times Sq. I was walking through everybody with my arms up saying “oh god oh god oh god” and the majority of tourists kinda shuffled away from me. Worked like a charm, haha. Person below has a fan in their room. Edited September 2, 2019 by abrasivesaint Spelling n shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 True. Tpbm still has their old toilet soldiers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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