Schnitzel Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 false TPBM is debating -nachos or burritos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 false.. still eating this pizza. kinda cold now, but still good if youre looking to fill up, id say burritos. if its a sorta light snack youre looking to satisfy your taste buds with (different texture & all) - nachos! tpbm is like nah bro fuck that ill fight you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 False, I'm way to full from pho and just ate some sleepy pills Tpbm has paint stains on their fingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 true. from nail polish tho. tpbm wears sunglasses indoors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
protester Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 False. My eyes are too nice to hide. tpbm is wondering if this new puppy is smarter than them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 generally true. only smart people (dogs) can play dumb tpbm is over 6 ft tall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 True Tpbm is under 5ft tall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 false tpbm is bouta grab a cup of coffee and go extract some car parts at the junk yard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 true on the coffee tpbm has to have at least 3 coffees a day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 False. Tpbm eats the pussy because it's good for them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 True, after taking the necessary precautions. It's part of a balanced diet. Tpbm has licked a boom boom down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 You saw what i wrote. Tpbm's last props are from illunimoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 False Tpbm has a burning sensation when they pee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 False, thankfully. Tpbm has fucked to the point of raw soreness of the member. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 true, thought I broke that shit with my ex once haha tpbm has no shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 False. Tpbm quietly chants "go go faggio" to themself whenever they see some lame riding a scooter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 lol tpbm has a certain out of date video game they replay like watching a movie almost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 True. Tpbm is out of touch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 absolutely tpbm mom thinks they have high functioning autism. im not even fuckin kidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 true tpbm is on a laptop powered by gerbils on running wheels. some days, it costs many a gerbils to b postin up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 false, thats RETARDED tpbm has heard this new ghostface album, and if so, will report on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 She didn't say all that but she did something. Tpbm hates jellyfishing bubble blowers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 false tpbm hopes that the next time they order lobster, mr krabs apparent & delicious death will be making an appearance at their table Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 False Tpbm knows what the fuck a mr krabs is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 ...true. TPBM eats dinner for breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 True, both on timing of eating and style of food on occasion. Tpbm is on a diet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 No. Tpbm thinks texting and riding the bus can be dangerous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 True, depends on where you live and what kind of phone you have though Tpbm has a cheaper phone they bring with them when they go out and think they might be in a situation where they would lose their phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 False. I take two phones with me everywhere. TPBM gets reception, everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 False, I spent a lot of time in places where no one gets reception Tpbm doesn't get reception in their house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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