massgraff Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 false. tpbm wanted the receptionist at their job naked on all fours in front of the fireplace for christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 Wanted? I'm the boss, mate. Delete the fireplace and call it true. TPBM has axed themselves while choppin' wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 not i. my dad though. tpbm smells like sneakers and stool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Percolating in it. THe nurger BM attempted to give a fuck this christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 false didnt realize it was christmas till my buddy sent me a text. tpbm has been to a comedy show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 false. tpbm is expecting 8 inches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 maybe of snow tpbm rather use a shovel then a snow blower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 True, but i'd rather just say fuck it and not do either Tpbm is gonna post pictures of their awesome scars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 false. tpbm has a spray bottle filled with urine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 who doesn't??! tpbm collects vintage lunchboxes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rice eyes Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 False, but I wish I was that cool TPBM is a toy/beginner of the rap sprayz *Edit cause you beat me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 True. TPBM has seen the commercials about no texting and driving but still does it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 true tpbm is depressed as hell right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 true, because I have no money for new clothes tpbm has to piss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 false tpbm wants to fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 true. tpbm is a human Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 true tpbm is a telemarketer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 FALSE. TPBM hates daylight saving, because of telemarketers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 don't get the correlation. tpbm still thinks they'll hit a hunnit k prawpz by january 1st Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Walked past that a while back. Still can't seem to clip enough green off idiots though. TPBM drinks Fanta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 nah YOU drink that shit tpbm is a hostile motherfucker right now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 False. TPBM woke up cranky today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 False. Tpbm woke up spanky today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 false Tpbm thinks today is shaping up to be a good day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 True. But it will be hot, it's already 70F and it's not even 5:30am. TPBM can juggle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 True. 2 items. Tpbm can jiggle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 True. tpbm wishes it was 70 degrees where they're at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 its 70 inside, and about 25 outside, i'll keep it this way. tpbm thinks new years and the looming fiscal cliff are going to trigger a bunch of significant crimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 True. Though the crimes that caused it have already been committed. TPBM still reads a newspaper every day, or at least a couple of times a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 absolutely not in a few months, mostly online papers of late. i've become very hermetic. tpbm understands why miller high life is truly the champagne of bottle beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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