massgraff Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Does not compute. Tpbm can make it clap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 True. TPBM should have stayed in bed this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 False, i'm drinking beer and chatting with a friend in south america, so today is a good day Tpbm regrets not wrapping it with that chick whose name he couldn't remember the next morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 i don't think i've ever not rapped it tpbm threw up in some gentleman's bare lap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 false tpbm is craving chocolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 Chocolate imperial stout? If not no that shit is nasty rather have some hot sauce and wings Tpbm just started to crave a chocolate imperial stout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 False. 6am is a bit early, even for me. TPBM only drinks one brand of beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 false. tpbm is a charlie murphy motherfucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 More like a chubby version of the singer for Clutch. TPBM enjoys Clutch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 false never had it looks fancy tpbm doesnt drink or smoke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 True. I'm an alcoholic that doesn't drink... at the moment at least. TPBM knows how to cook with NaOH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 False Tpbm used to roll with the ______ but now they roll with the _____ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 maybe, maybe not, i cant really say. tpbm didnt go to their HS prom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 nah man. we slow danced to t pain. tpbm would give me their heart, make it real or else fo-get abbadit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 fuhgetaboutit tpbm is wearing mismatched socks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 false. tpbm would snort someone's ashes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 false, Massgraff quick with the post making me edit my post Tpbm used to beat kids up on the school bus for fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 false. tpbm gets off on telling others what to do. especially if the person's older or another race Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 Only if they're extremely old. tpbm thinks A&W is the best rootbeer on the market Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 mug all day. tpbm was a sissy as a kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 true. knuckle game didn't get tight until junior high tpbm pushes mongo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 false. tpbm mushes pongo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 false tpbm ended up in the hospital with multiple bullet and stab wounds one night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 Edit: i answered mass, but fuck it i ain't changing it Nah, but I'm lookin to mash pissers after we put the kids to bed. TPBM is going to add "mash pissers" to the vocab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 sure. tpbm would eat a roasted ny sewer rat for a milli Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 if i didnt die or catch some diseases sure tpbm is holding in a piss cause they are busy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 false. tpbm wears diapers to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 False, I ain't inhaled that many paint fumes yet Tpbm thinks massgraff was referring to a sexual fetish not brain damage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 True. Tpbm missed that one spot and is now paying for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 false, I wish I had missed that one spot and had never had to pay for it Tpbm is fairly drunk right now and just got home from the bar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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