eviltrailer77 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 False, those that know don't tell, and those that tell don't know. TPBM adds "in bed" to the end of the fortunes in fortune cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 false..."in the back of a car" tpbm is an amputee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 false, though i did smash on this amputee chick a few years ago Tpbm should be doing something really important but is posting in this thread instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 i should be sleep. tpbm's weekends are frequently locked inside the precint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 false, far to ninja for shit Tpbm has woke up in a cell with no recollection of how they got there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 false. tpbm's training regiment consists of them and nappy red walking the track and drinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 jea TPBM adds "in bed" to the end of the fortunes in fortune cookies. watch this tpbm just got back home, needs a shower and some chow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 False, just getting ready to go out and just finished my orange for breakfast Tpbm likes to sit on the stoop and drink 40ozs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 In principal yes, but its tall boys on the porch. TPBM has managed to stealthily slip their stash in to an arm cast while being stopped by a cop, thus avoiding detection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 False. Tpbm has used the "it's my birthday" line to get anal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 that hasnt even gotten me laid, let alone anal laid tpbm spendin too much this week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 true. tpbm was a terror since the public school era. bathroom passes, cuttin classes, squeezing asses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 True. Then I grew up to be in my late twenties playing a game of true and false on the internet with people I've never met. STAY IN SCHOOL. TPBM didn't need school to get over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 false - I didn't need it back then but the lack of it affects my ability to get over now. TPBM watches the sun rise often Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 false tpbm had me stress a lil summin, had my heart rapidly pumpin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 false Tpbm usually has a porno in the dvd player Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 False tpbm hates when the phone rings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 true. mine is almost never off of vibrate. tpbm has boned a mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 True. No kids for me though. TPBM thinks his missus mum is a hottie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 false. tpbm is smart and cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 false just cute not really smart just work my ass off tpbm is gaming tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 false. tpbm likes pot pies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 True, and I have knobs on myself for my home made pot pies. TPBM is wondering who THE FUCK STOLE THEIR PEN, AGAIN!!>!>!>!>!!!()*!&%#*^!@ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 true. tpbm is having a Harry Potter marathon tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 False, just watched man with the iron fists. Tpbm would smash Emma Watson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Im not sure who that is. Tpbm likes potstickers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 false tpbm likes gyoza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 oh hell yes true. tbpm has owns a bottle of anal lube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Multiuse. TPBM carries a money clip, no wallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 false. tpbm loves the Gods with their heart but their brain is filled with sin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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