theprotester Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 True. WAS. TPBM works for the government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 false. tpbm shoots 2 23's, they'll chop down trees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 false, i might do that later tho tpbm was like totally over weed man.. now theyre back to doing it at night when they watch movies and/or having sex yep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 False I use chainsaws to chop down trees more effective that way Tpbm thinks you can microwave bacon just fucked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 true, alwiz. tpbm knows wtf a barbershop attendant is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini Bus Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 False Tpbm likes dub step. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 fuck no. tpbm likes when stores mannequin's have nipples but not heads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 hell yeah sometimes I like to walk into the stores and act all creepy checking out the mannequins and fuck with the employees by asking question like if they are anatomically correct or if I slip them a hundred can I take one in the back room for a few minutes. Tpbm is a one man crime wave when they have been out drinking and are on one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 nope. gotta be sober. tpbm's a hot head and the bullets is heat ssekin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 false, I prefer to savor watching someones life crumble around them as they try to figure out what they did to cause it to happen tpbm is a tpwf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 false my fat ass thighs cant handle it tpbm has given up on something today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 true. woke up late so no shower. tpbm likes stretch marks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 False Tpbm is counting down and crossing things off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 false tpbm had sex with their girlfriend in the dark, then when they felt this slick warm feeling, they realized she was on her period. when tpbm turned the lights and saw all that blood, i thought i was gonna die yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 True, has happened moved to the shower tpbm is all outta juice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 true tpbm has a headache, needs an asprin and a water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 False-ish, my headache is from sinus pressure, first cold of the season, yeah! TPBM hasn't dished out the props in a couple days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 false tpbm needs to get this money back on track Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 True Tpbm thinks I should start popping off whats left of this tank even though its only noon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 True. It's five o'clock somewhere. TPBM's power went out during the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnesia Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 False its alllll goood, tpbm is ready to eat some damn good food right about now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 false I had latkas for breakfast and am drinking beer tpbm has the runs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 True. Which isn't awesome without power, had to drive to work at 4am (now 6am). TPBM is just letting the work pile up, you're a last minute pressure person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Sometimes, but not recently. TPBM had shit to do outside but the weather isn't cooperating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 false, though it is supposed to rain on me when I'm moving this weekend Tpbm wanted to smack that annoying bitch taking the bus to work this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 false. tpbm got a moustache and a low cut vest some purple leggings and a sailor tat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 False Tpbm has a sugar mama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 i wish. tpbm fancies themself a 12oz god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 false Tpbm picks their nose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 true. tpbm still eats boogers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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