YellowFever Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 False. tpbm is bleeding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 false tpbm bouta shave they beard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 false. tpbm saw the saddest commercial ever yesterday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 false tpbm stocked up on hostess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 false. tpbm is wondering what to do today if anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 false tpbm kinda feels like this thanksgiving weekend slipped past them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 truish. tpbm is tired of hasty pudding ladies and cocky pie skanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 false, way past em tpbm oughta go put some socks on, fuckin frigis in here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 sorta yeah. tpbm's neighbor's bumpin some punk smoove shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Bag of Doughnuts Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 False.. Too early here for music Tpbm has a fear of slipping and dying in the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 false. just about every other place though. tpbm always thinks of how they could die while doing simple day to day things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 false but i do sometimes worry that I'm gonna 'mess up' as it's known around here tpbm recently learned to make pancakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 False, i've been cooking those things for years Tpbm wants to come to my house and pull these bags for me so I can relax and drink beer instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 false. tpbm needs a hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 false I have no need for heros tpbm was traumatized by a mall santa when they were a kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 false. tpbm likes tacos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 who doesn't? Tpbm has called someone a tpwf and had people look at them not knowing what they were talking about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 false. did you actually spell out tpwf or just say tight pants wearin faggot? the latter seems pretty straight forward. tpbm sometimes tells people their shit was gone over when it really wasn't just because you wanted that spot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 no. tpbm rips the bing like a champying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 false. tpbm is so arrogant that even though they have man boobs they think they can be a stunt rider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 false tpbm has got a full, diverse week on deck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 false. tpbm likes kay nay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 falls tpbm likes toys crew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaaaaaaaaa Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 false. tpbm looks like a dork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 false tpbm is about to drink some juice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 True. TPBM just got a new ringtone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaaaaaaaaa Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 false tpbm has a big hairy ballsack for a nose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 oh obviously true TPBM is expecting a kid or has kid already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Hell no to both of those, that would fuck up my pirate swag. Though I do plan on impregnating as many woman as possible in third world countries and then bouncing back to the states where they can't find me Tpbm fell for one of those Nigerian money order scams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 False tpbm quit their job their job today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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