yomommasaho Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 ewwwww dude tpbm is hungry as fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 false tpbm likes almonds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 true tpbm would eat raw salmon everyday if they could Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 nope, never tried it and probably never will tpbm smokes a pack a day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 False 3days a pack Tpbm hates those aint smoking ads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 true now my niece yells at me to stop smoking tpbm hates turnips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 True dat...motherfuck a turnip tpbm has stepped in dog shit recently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 false, knock wood, goddamnit, you BETTER NOTUV j-i-n-x-e-d me you fuck tpbm hopes i dont step in dog shit now, i HATE DOG SHIT more than anything in the fuckin world, more than i hate dubstep and 5-0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 true i dont want any flies dying. tpbm picks up dog shit on the regular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 False. TPBM has another 14 hour day of work today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 False going to dinner at some friend of my girls house Tpbm loves the smell of xylene in the morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 sorta, yeah. tpbm sniffed a bunch of chemicals at work and then read that they are known by the state of california to cause cancer :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 false. coming from me those chemicals are baby games tpbm eats oatmeal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 False. TPBM will see at least 5,000 people tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 false is there some protest goin on? tpbm takes power naps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 false. tpbm's tryna cop those collosal sized picasso's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 bootlegs? if so sure. tpbm has never met a kitten they didn't love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 false id brass knuckle any of them tpbm has painted with tame one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 unfortunately false...i have bumped wrong side of the tracks while drawing dicks on pizza boxes though tpbm has lusted after one of their buddies grandmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 uhhhhh no. tpbm is hungry for something other than turkey, but alas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 True. alas... Tpbm will tell us what they pack twin automatic four fours for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 my grandma tpbm is drunk already, they seriosuly dint mean it this time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 true tpbm thinks I shouldn't have had any of that gravy last night and that's why i'm all fucked up today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 true. tpbm is SHOOK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 False. Have you got that on repeat? TPBM gets regular letters from friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 you mean in the mail letters? Nah man i'm not locked up. Tpbm has installed a keylogger on their computer to steal all their friends passwords without them knowing about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 irregular. tpbm's name is richard head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 True enough, just got called that two minutes ago. TPBM doesn't know what all these new fuckin' brands of paint are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 true Tpbm wishes they had food stamps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 false tpbm is not sure which of their multiple options to utilize tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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