yomommasaho Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 true tpbm doesnt know why the fuck they agreed to do this.. oh yeah, cuz they broke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 false. tpbm slammed larry johnson and his grandmama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 true tpbm is drinking uncle jemimas sour mash liquor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 False. Drinkin' my own moonshine, real deal. TPBM knows what spanakopita is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 some type of greek food? false tpbm is still hungry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 true. tpbm saw kwote give watch gue once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 true tpbm was thinking about writing SAW at one point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 false. tpbm is an over achiever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 false tpbm wishes the simpsons didnt suck, as of late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 True; but I still get pumped for a new episode. TPBM has the air con on full blast right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 fuck no, its brick as fuck out here tpbm is happy as hell i posted this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ago5tuNFIg&feature=g-vrec Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 not as hell but it was nice. tpbm would slap the shit out the devil and tear his horns off his head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 false he used to be a good guy everyone makes mistakes tpbm likes eating cold chicken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 true, if i got the chance.. probably wouldn't turn out too well though. tpbm wants a stack of pancakes infront of them right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 True enough. Eating crepes w/ butterscotch liqueur sauce as we speak. TPBM doesn't think the US should support Israel any longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 I get my politics from Jedi mind tricks albums so... TPBM is fighting tooth and nail with a cold and doesn't want to be sick for thanksgiving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 false, i won't be having thanksgiving this year :( probably gonna go steal me some turkey lunch meat from the store instead...the real gourmet kind though. tpbm has to pee really badly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 false. tpbm has blood on their kicks, shit on their knife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Partially true....there's shit on both tpbm's bitch is thick like Jon Lovitz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 False. She a little thing. TPBM can wrap a burnout in just about any car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 False...never tried though. People are hesitant to let me drive their cars. Not a single fuck is given by tpbm when they eat yogurt past the best before date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 yeah. tpbm has found a half eaten yogurt with a balled up tissue in it and finished it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 We used to pass tabs in school yoghurt containers, and they'd be balled up in toilet paper or tissues. So. True. You fucker's stalkin' me, or what? TPBM think they're being stalked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 false tpbm is watching ufc tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 false. tpbm doesn't trust niggas, bitches, nobody nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 True the minute you trust people you give them chance to fuck you over Tpbm is contemplating sticking their dick in a jar of peanut butter and ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 no. tpbm ain't a snake, rat or a pig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 false, tpbm is not a whale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 true Tpbm is counting days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 true. tpbm spent all of dinner last night rubbing their hands together and saying "sweet ching a ching ching" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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