Schnitzel Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 only on my dick if my gf is wearing lipstick but otherwsie false. TPBM has seen the "high water mark" in the last week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 false. tpbm knows where da link went? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Falsee. Tpbm is getting written off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 False. Tpbm thinks fast talks slow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 false i think shit is consistent tpbm is a danny brown looking fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 false tpbm knows a dan brown, in person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 False. If tpbm was a dog then they would bite before they bark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Bag of Doughnuts Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 True. Tpbm hates when niggas call eachother slime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 never heard it happen before but i'm fairly sure I would not be amused tpbm would smack the bitch for waking them up on 2 hours sleep cause they were cold when they had all the blankets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 nah, i think a stiff shove off the bed sends the message without getting too nasty tpbm got the godfather flow, tha don juan demarco swear to god, dont get it fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Nah I'm more like William P. and Castaneda's Don Juan , sorry to disappoint Tpbm has never left their home state Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 False. TPBM can see wilderness out their office window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 I guess that would technically be true when I am at the office tpbm has been trying to get this one girl for a few months now with no success Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 no yeah. there's like 6 bitchass niggas on tpbm's corner right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Actually, surprisingly true. They are doing some bicycle race shit out here and they're using my corner as a refresh point. Look like a pack of queers to me. TPBM doesn't own a corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 True Tpbm kicks it on the corner on the regular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 false. tpbm found a hiding spot so good during hide and seek yesterday, that no one could find them and they took a shit there while waiting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 False. But the toilet is a very good hiding spot. TPBM has three tea towels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 false. i do own a few 1890s early 1900s teapots though, english and german made. tpbm is frustrated at the poor selection of tortilla chips at the local grocery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 false. can't move them shits fast enough. tpbm smells of urine and despair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 false, I smell of sandlewood, ganja, cheap wine and desperation Tpbm was a straight A student in school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 False. Even the reverend can catch a severin when tpbm's beheadin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Bag of Doughnuts Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 True.. No witnesses.. Tpbm has fantasized about fucking cartoon characters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 False though I did think penny from inspector gadget was hot back in the day I think I was to young to know what sex is. I just fantasize about fucking IDF woman and making them into my bodygaurds/harem now. Oh and stripper tennis. Tpbm isn't afraid of that time of the month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Bag of Doughnuts Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 True.. Put a rubber on it, I ain't fearin' it Tpbm has pulled the"oops! Wrong hole" on a woman.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gucci Mane LaFlare Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 false. tpbm still wear tall tees and throwbacks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justchill Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 False tpbm has a mustache Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 false tpbm knows what needs to be done when the time comes regardless of the consequences Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 True Tpbm has been awake for 48hrs straight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 false. tpbm is prepared to drop everything and throw down for their race Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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