CancerDancer Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 false tpbm knows someone who lives in a trailer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 true. more than one tpbm live with their moms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 false not for a long time tpbm wishes they could live with their mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 false. tpbm would throw acid in a random person's face for $100 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 false. tpbm would throw acid in a random person's face for $1000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 false. tpbm is lounging between 2 pillars of ivory (large white women) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 false tpbm thinks vodka was invented in russia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 never gave it any thought. tpbm likes to freak out war vets and squares Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 False I don't fuck with vets Tpbm couldn't pass a piss test if they had to take one right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 false tpbm has francophobia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 false I kinda want to move there Tpbm is a part time meth cook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 False tpbm picks at the scabs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 true. tpbm has freaked out a vet by doing this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Truee Tpbm sip slow, chase hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 True. Tpbm was almost stabbed to death in a toys r us bathroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 False, it was at a house party, and he only really got my hands and arm. Because I was in the process of taking the shiv away from him, in order to finish the ass whooping I had already started. TPBM is about to hook up some pork chops, hash browns, eggs, biscuits and gravy for breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Nah I'm thinking about cooking a quiche or maybe making some fried rice. Tpbm thinks quiche over fried rice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Make both. Tpbm is laid back at lunchtime and aggresive at crunchtime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 awwwww yeah tpbm is kinda tired, maybe theyll take a nap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 true tpbm ate a burger today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Bag of Doughnuts Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 False. Tpbm ate ass this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 false I ate spinach, and garlic quiche with bacon tpbm eats ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 If it's a fine arse, I'll chow down. True. TPBM says things out loud that they should definitely keep in their head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 All the time of course it serves to keep the pc hipsters at bay and makes for some amusing times Tpbm is a vengeful person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 i can be. tpbm is a catamite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 false tpbm be gotdamned if 16 dont look like 21 nowadays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 True as the day is long. TPBM is a charitable motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 True, I sometimes give cans of dog food to homeless people I see holding signs that say hungry Tpbm has poop on some girls chest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 false. tpbm wouldn't be completely opposed to the opposite of aforementioned situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 hell no aint no bitch pooping on me. Though that did happen to one of my boys back in the day at this festival, bitch shat diarrhea all over my homies chest all up in his tent, been called poop deck ever since. Tpbm wears makeup 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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