Illuminati Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 false tpbm thinks I should get this in shark/black http://www.mountainhardwear.com/Men%27s-Alakazam%E2%84%A2-Jacket/OM4828,default,pd.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 True. but fuck that price. Tpbm is putting in work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 True. Tpbm wears gucci condoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 false, i usually feed the bitch a king size snickers, wrap up with the wrapper after tpbm voted for the black guy again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 false tpbm would be fine with their white daughter dating a black guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 true, that could have some lols. tpbm lost all their socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Almost. Tpbm feels like rosie odonell at a bisexual bridal shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 look at diz nigga, he runnin frum da kat tpbm see, ahm dah bayst, mayun, ahh deeed eeettt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Nah, Ahm duh best mayne. Tpbm is enjoying the seasons first snow and hatin dey job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 false to both tpbm doesnt know what the fuk theyre thinkin lending out all this money, even if they are getting it in writing first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grasp Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 true, the fuck you thinkin' kid?! tpbm's voice in their head is the voice of tracy morgan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 close, morgan freeman. when the time is right, tpbm and the devil gon dance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 False I'm not a christian Tpbm goes to church on the regular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 True. But not for religion, hall/church are the same thing this far out of town. TPBM is an excellent dancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 false. tpbm's strippin like they dance for loot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 False Tpbm doesn't shower on a regular basis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 False. I even shower just because I'm bored. TPBM should really just call someone before trying to fix this themselves... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Hell no unless its something I need lawyering for in which case speed dial and a business card in the wallet. Tpbm spent a bunch of money on Dj equipment they never used Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 false tpbm hates html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 false. tpbm picked up the handle and inserted the potion, cocked the shit back in a calm like motion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 False. tpbm is enjoying the weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obamasayo Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 i was until, until i fucked up my car tpbm knows who this is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 false it was sunny today tpbm thinks stripper tennis is a good idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 true. tpbm watches WWE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 false tpbm cant sleep right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Never, I sleep max four hours a night if I'm lucky TPBM is craving street tacos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 False, I want to go back to sleep tpbm thinks you should be able to get beer delivered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 true, good fucking idea tpbm loves leftover pizza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 True who doesn't Tpbm has a habit of bringing home fatties from the bar to bang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 only the fattiest tpbm thinks sasha gray needs to get back in business Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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