CILONE/SK Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 True, for the past few years I am actively thinking about why he did not when an award for his ground breaking rapper skillz. TPBM wonders how in the Bronx Tale a bunch of fat gangsters beat up a bunch of MC guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Fuck them degos. Tpbm hears glocks clickin from niggas who aint got pots to piss in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Bag of Doughnuts Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 False. I live in a white neighborhood, I'm movin on up. Tpbm thinks the world is ending this year and is going to bang around without condoms from now on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 been true tpbm is listening to this pigeon coop purrrr next door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 false, the ac for the next building over tho tpbm has eaten mcdonalds for all meals of the day in the last month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Bag of Doughnuts Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Nah. Tpbm wants to believe his girl is a 10, but in back of his head he knows shes a 6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 false but had that happen before tpbm is getting coffee in the next 30 mins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 False tpbm wakes up before 12 pm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 im usually mad as hell if i dont, even if i was up past 6 the same morning true tpbm has gotta take a shit before shorty shows up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Bag of Doughnuts Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 False. I shits when I pleases Tpbm doesn't have shit to do today... Forever alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 true. left work early. tpbm is having/had fun with the rents in jamrock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Bag of Doughnuts Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 The fuck? Tpbm is the reader of the books and the leader of the crooks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Predators, we eyeballing all of y'all lames Let me fall off, I'm taking all of y'all chains tpbm has been in a foot chase with the coppers in the last munt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 no but I had to skedaddle from some transit officers because I didn't have a correct ticket does that count? TPBM thinks that doesn't count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 false, it super counts. tpbm really wants to hit up hell gate bridge now -__- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 no, that sounds like TROUBLE! tpbm drank waaay to much appleton waaaay too quickly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 False Tpbm cannot wait to be outta where they are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Bag of Doughnuts Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 True. Fuck work.. Tpbm wraps his hair up like 80's prince. Purple rain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbie blowjob Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 true, im a princess tpbm has a std Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 false i dont think so tpbm has been waking up lately feeling like they smoked a pack of darts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 false, ive been waking up feeling like i slept on an air mattress after drinking alot of rum tpbm has been afforded an extra day in JA because of sandy.. otherwise, they would have to experience the same storm at 2 different parts of the globe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 false. tpbm undastands the war's with everything outside your door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 True. Life is a war. TPBM can't find something VERY important. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 sorta true. tpbm recently found out one of their parents was an adulterer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 True. TPBM should get goin'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 yeah. tpeoplebm heard us commin and turned to trackstars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Nah, I stand my ground. TPBM is sick of being told they are over-qualified for every jerb they apply for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 damn you still haven't found a job? tpbm could sell evian to a drowning man, honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 True, i am known to get a great deal once in awhile (CIL = Humble) TPBM is currently swimming in floaters on the eats river. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 false, im sittin on the couch, bouta go out Tpbm doesnt WANNA LEVAVE JAMAICA TOMORROW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.