eviltrailer77 Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 False TPBM just got the brush-off call from human resources because "you are over-qualified" for a job they just interviewed for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 False. Tpbm has ass cheeks in their face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 false, mcauley culkin tpbm thinks trampled underfoot is one of lzeps best songs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 Idk... Tpbm gets wild, gets wet, gets cool, goes bananas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 false, i get fucked up and do fucked up shit tpbm has banged a furry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 false tpbm wants to be the 30k post in this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 false i don't really care and wasn't aware until you said something that it was coming up tpbm ran from the cops this month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 False. Avoided though. TPBM has a witty wifi/bluetooth nickname. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 false tpbm hates flying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 true tpbm has over 50k prop pointz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 true. tpbm likes nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 True. Macadamia. TPBM is going to grow a moustache in Movember! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 nah. tpbm beeped someone later claimed system failure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scio Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 false. tpbm just got a new blsck book Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 false, though I do need to get one and chain it down somewhere so I don't lose it again tpbm just racked some new prismas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 False. TPBM doesn't have a smart phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 false tpbm is one of those annoying people who use their smart phone all the time when hanging out with other people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 false fuck cellphones tpbm is a lefty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 False. Tpbm is from fruitsnackia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 False, sixpackastan TPBM will tell me what kind of rolls to get for this pulled pork I just threw in the smoker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Tootsies. If one more person locks their keys in their office, tpbm is gonna go postal...or medical Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 false tpbm had to floss some skanks bush out of his teeth this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 false tpbm has had a footjob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 No man, no. TPBM rocks jorts on a regular basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 false i got no idea what the fuck jorts are though tpbm drinks 40ozs on a regular basis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 false tpbm has a stressful day tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 false tpbm has tried to pee in a girls butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 False. TPBM is the first one to get to work, and the last one to leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 false. tpbm has taken a swing at a cop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Security guards sure, but not the guys with the guns. TPBM has been tazed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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