Illuminati Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 true, but my girl just woke me up by trying to start an argument tpbm still believes in santa claus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 LOL, False. TPBM likes asses over titties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 false I like em both about the same depending on how nice they are. Tpbm likes robotripping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 False. Tpbm is on the toilet at work. shitting and oontzing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 false tpbm doesnt wash their hands after they take a piss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 False. Always do, unless I take a piss outside and forget to wash them. TPBM sits down to piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 falso. TPBM courtesy flushes when large shites are in mid shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 Fuck no, I push extra hard when I'm at a public toilet. Toilet bowl amplifier! TPBM holds it till they get home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 true. i try my best to hold it in but if its an emergency im putting an inch thick of toilet paper around the seat. tpbm thinks chess is the best board game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 false. tpbm has robies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 24, 2012 Share Posted September 24, 2012 False. TPBM doesn't have the foggiest clue of what robies is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 True. TPBM has to turn on the water to piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 false tpbm has boxed today or is going to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 True. Sixteen parcels to send. TPBM thinks vitamin tablets are a fine substitute for real food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 false. tpbm would suck a crackhead's toes for $1000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 nah, i dont need no gum fungus tpbm just watched a very good movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 false. tpbm likes big tires Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 true tpbm thinks end of watch looks tight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 False. TPBM needs a shower A.S.A.P.! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 true, actually tpbm needs to get their insurance situation straightened out A.S.A.P.! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 false got kicked off my insurance tpbm is a people person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 False. TPBM is a alcoholic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 false tpbm is a smug fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 false tpbm is a people person.. who drinks :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 False, I already answered that. I might be a people person when I drink, if you know what I mean. TPBM hates carrots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 false tpbm knows someone who had an abortion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 false, i actually like em quite a bit edit: that was in regards to carrots. hah true tpbm is getting more and more excited for their trip to a tropical island to visit a friend they havent seen besides behind lamenated glass or a computer screen in almost 2 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 True. Tropical might be a stretch though. TPBM hasn't been on a holiday in two years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 false, waaaaaay longer tpbm's 3m runs are getting easier each time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 False. Three metres was never hard. TPBM will be using a chainsaw today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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