massgraff Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 she's making roasted squab in a burgandy pine nut reduction with toasted brioche. tpbm has 50lbs of sugar in their tank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 False. TPBM is a piss poor pot pusher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 false. tpbm has an infant and elderly sleeping side by side in their living room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 false. not even technically a living room in this apt tpbm eats mcdonalds and doesn't give a fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 false you know that shits unhealthy right? tpbm upper body is sore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 false. tpbm gets lost when it matters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 I get lost when I supposed to get lost I don't get lost when I'm not supposed to get lost you understand? tpbm has smooth criminal by michael jackson on their ipod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 false dont have an ipod tpbm likes being an awkward fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Only when its a one night stand and I don't want to bang any of her friends. tpbm speaks multiple languages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 False, can stumble around in a couple. TPBM writes code Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 true abliet badly these days though I am sitting here with a book on coding right now tpbm knows the definition for aroid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini Bus Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 False Tpbm has never used mud soap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 true tpbm collects records Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 false i have 10 or somethin tpbm has seen a dentist hit on their assistant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 false tpbm eats at this one spot just so they can hit on one of the waitresses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 False. Tpbm thinks duel of the iron dikes is a good name for a porno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 only if it features at least one member of wu-tang in it. tpbm uses emoticons in text messages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 false tpbm ate something that was free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 true I might have forgotten to let them ring up the bacon I got at the store the other night tpbm is contemplating what girl they are going to call tonight to smash on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 false tpbm sees a hipster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 false I live in the hood no hipsters just crackheads tpbm has fantasies about banging Oprah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 not anymore. tpbm ain't a killer, you still learnin how to walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 False. Your brains will make a debut on the table when I raise the stakes. TPBM just got a quote that seems astronomical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 false. tpbm's too sexy for milan, new york, and japan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 Not sure yet, Milan and New York could not handle me, but never been to Japan. TPBM has only had one fat lover and still lives at home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 false. tpbm keeps a daily poop chart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 False. TPBM can see their car from where they're sitting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 false tpbm has scars on their knuckles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 just one, punched a cart at work and the skin split instantly. tpbm has eaten the contents of a diaper thinking it was indian food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 21, 2012 Share Posted September 21, 2012 False. TPBM thinks this is the ugliest Cayenne on the planet; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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