Illuminati Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 false tpbm subscribes to porn sites Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 Lol false that's like me fapping to "still" pictures Tpbm rub one out to a animated gif' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 yeah its happened before tpbm hangs out in the video booths at porn stores Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 False. TPBM has a soft spot for country music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 soft spot? HAH! tpbm has a soft spot between their ballsack and their asshole and they love it when it gets tickled by a cool breeze ahahahhhahaaahahaahaahHAHAHAHAHA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 True'ish. I have a hole in pretty much every pair of underwear I own. TPBM has a favourite type of bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 true, the shitbird tpbm has a favorite thing to call someone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 false tpbm knows the weather tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 false tpbm owns a tv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 false tpbm has gotta pee, and then will get a beer immediately after Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 false the person below me doesnt eat oysters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 false, but i dont eat them often theres not much tpbm wont eat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 false. tpbm licks balls like fifa lollipops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 False. TPBM collects coupons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 false tpbm has gnarly feet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 false. tpbm just realized illuminati mighty morphin power postin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 Trueish, but who are you to call anybody on that shit Mr. 17,000 posts in two years? TPBM knows I'm just busting massgraff's balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 False. TPBM is a real king, who does real things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 false, I'm the Illuminati kings work for me tpbm reads at least a book a week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 false tpbm climbed trees when they were a kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 true tpbm doesn't feel bad for this kid one bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 true kids shouldnt be playing with guns tpbm cracks their fingers everyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 false tpbm has an enemies list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 nah. tpbm verbally catches bodies with cordless shottys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 From time to time I use orbital mind control lasers, so partially true tpbm live in fear of the zombie apocalypse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 false tpbm has seen lightening today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 No I wish I had would have made my day better tpbm is banging multiple females on the regular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 False -___- tpbm thinks cinnamon flavored pork bits would be a big hit at the breakfast table Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 true, but u can always just do cinnamon french toast with breakfast sausage tpbm thinks thats sounds spot on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 True, i`m hungry as fuck. Tpbm is whiter than taylor swift Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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