theprotester Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 Not sure yet, I get test results on Thursday. (notjokingOner) Haha. I'm an idiot. False. TPBM leaves windows open and then replies to threads hours later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 sometimes but not always tpbm hangs out with people from 12oz in real life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 brickslayer people. tpbm says fo sheezy a lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 false tpbm is a non rebel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 never, and if I ever said that I hope one of my friends would push me into traffic, in front of a train or out of a moving car. Edit. false tpbm used to be a candy raver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 false and if I ever had been I'd hope one of my friends would push me into traffic, in front of a train or out of a moving car. tpbm has skeeted in a girls nose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 true but only on accident tpbm is a pirate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 true, but don't call me one eyed willy. cause i got 2 eyes! and if you do, i'll skeet in your fuckin nose. tpbm weighs less than 150lbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 false I would be skin and bones if i weighed that much tpbm dumpster dives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 Falsity. Tpbm's girl weighs over 175lbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 hell no! tpbm drives drunk on the regular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 true, bendin corners. YOLO! TPBM drives their dads' yukon drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 Nah I used to drive this chicks land rover drunk all the time cause she would get to faded to drive by about 8pm whenever we out tpbm has ran from the cops driving drunk and gotten away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 false, they tazed me and then kicked me and raped me in my butt...illuminati! tpbm is wearing a sombrero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 False. TPBM is oontzing in bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLovin Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 false. Im an insomniac.. TPBM likes pastrami sandwiches? just had one, it was phenomenal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 False. TPBM says 'on accident' instead of 'by accident'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 idk, either, who the hell doesn't like pastrami... tpbm wants to try people ribs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 Though I have been known to be a connoisseur of eating females, never the ribs. Always breathing. TPBM just had to turn the air con on for the first time this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 false. it stays on. tpbms' big weapon is right where it's hangin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 true dam didnt see I missed that post tpbm is going to tell me what new martial art I should take up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 respondtotherightpost do. tpbm opened the door with spaghetti o's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 yo mah nicka maaaad treu tpbm kinda fucked up at work last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 i don't work nights and damn sure not saturday nights. tpbm be givin niggas spasms and aneurysms at baby baptisms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 Yeah I'd probably make the holy water electric if I ever went to one, hopefully it would be at a pentecostal church or some shit so they would all die playing with venomous snakes tpbm has been creeped out by someones sexual fetishes before during sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 nah, i'm always inta sum. tpbm agrees that you can be addicted to a certain kind of sadness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 true tpbm has been mad at someone for some shit they knew they shouldnt be mad about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 PROBABLY. TPBM'S LOOKIN AT THEIR LAST POST LIKE WHY DID I POST THAT SOFT SHIT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 False. Always stand by my words. TPBM has never seen a shooting star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 false tpbm has acne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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