Illuminati Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 false tpbm used to be straight edge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 true before 16 and now im straight edge tpbm hasnt touched a dart in a year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 True, although I do like playing. TPBM is scrambling to get shit set up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 false. tpbm is about to go to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 false making eating dinner gonna make more hot sauce drink some beers watch a movie and pass the fuck out and hope i feel better tomorrow tpbm is gonna tell me all that unhealthy food i eat isn't catching up with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 False. IBS in your future homeslice. TPBM has been the special guest of the night more than once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini Bus Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 True I'm good company Tpbm doesn't or hasn't ever shaved their pubes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 false. now tpbm's singin sad songs with elvis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 3 to the head bout 6 cross the pelvis tpbm is poppin in the clip everytime the wind blows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 not this year tpbm got a handjob from a tranny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 false tpbm just ate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 true tpbm gets drunk at work on a semi regular basis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 false, i have a drink or two but i never get past a slight buzz. tpbm wears a watch every day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 false tpbm almost got a hernia this week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 false tpbm has never had a driver license Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 false tpbm needs a good back rub 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 True. Physio appointment in a few hours actually. TPBM drinks only full cream milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 false, any milk will do, In fact I drink too much milk. up to a gallon a day tpbm needs a bj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 always tpbm gave seeking aids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 False, but not through a lack of trying. TPBM is sitting in the dark right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 nope is sunny where im at though i wish it was dark tpbm has given a fake name to the cops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 True. Kind of. I memorised the details of a kid I didn't like at school. TPBM is a two finger typist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 False TPBM is about to go do some boring ass shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 not boring just not fun. tpbm has checked out a bull dike to see if she were to get an extreme makeover, could she be a smash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 false though i did smash on this one butch dike all drunk in front of her girlfriend onetime tpbm is planning on buying an iphone 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 false. my s3's in the mail. tpbm has trusted a stranger at the gym holding a dirty needle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 false tpbm breaks the law daily to survive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 false. thankfully. tpbm breaks the law daily just for shits and giggles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 don't WE all. tpbm has slammed someone on their neck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 I choked-slammed a crackhead that tried to snatch my homegirls purse, if that counts. TPBM has never been in a fistfight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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