Illuminati Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 only if they are curried tpbm would eat curried b'owls bowels from an indian restaurant if he thought it would get him play from some hot chick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 more likely then not. tpbm would smash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 false, that chick just seems funny looking to me for some reason even though im drunk tpbm has licked some girls brown eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 honestly... tpbm has darted their tongue in a girls butt repeatedly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWiF407 Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 That's just how we greet people in Flawada. tpbm wears Tom Cruise Mom's shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 does she wear brown loafers? tpbm cant play golf for shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 probably they generally don't let me on golf courses tpbm stop skating to play tony hawk instead at some point in their life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 False, always the other way around. TPBM needs to buy some batteries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 false tpbm has scratched their ass today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 truthskies tpbm has a creative dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 ehhh not really, i love em anyhow tpbm dad used to play pro sports.. in europe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 false. he pretty much sticks to sellin fake hats in times square. tpbm made fudge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 False, wrong continent. EDIT: True. White Chocolate. TPBM hates whiteboard markers because they always run out so quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 true, tho i think a white board is pretty excellent for practicing handstyles and hollows (note: yeah i know going out there and doing that shit is the REAL practice, this is cheaper/safer/easier and wills ave some trees) tpbm just found out that the dude who put their favorite writer on.. has been working at their barbershop all along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 true. tpbm's favorite writer is homeless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 false, one of em is. tpbm favorite writer is from europe (i think) and if so, share with us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 True. Skope FDP. TPBM needs to clean their desk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 true, thanks for reminding me fuckstick. tpbm is sorry they swore at you, ive been a grouch lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 True. I didn't realise there was a grandma in the crowd yesterday, and dropped an F bomb. Uncool. TPBM's favourite colour is red. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 false...i don't care and i'm not sorry. tpbm is finally getting a very smart phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 hopefully true tpbm is finally going to a tropical island theyve craved for a long time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 never me. always everyone around me. was like "cool" when they heard the news about 9/11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Oddly enough I was so high I didn't think it was real, even as I changed channels. So. True? TPBM has their own post office box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 false tpbm refuses to paint this legal wall in their town, shits definitely only there for the fives to gather info. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 true, fuck you stephanie tanner and urkel cop. tpbm really does think there is a good chance the vsquad cop checks 12oz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 True. TPBM has never been punched in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 false i probably get into a few to many fights on a regular basis tpbm has broken someone nose when they punched them in the face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 false. tpbm is always gettin snuffed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 false tpbm owns a gun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 false. tpbm does those trapping headbutts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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