massgraff Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 false. tpbm is about to slip some bitch the ol pringles can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 true once my homie bounces the house in a few minutes my girl is gonna get it good tpbm has swung on a cop before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 false. tpbm would kill someone for a $1000 if they knew they wouldn't get caught or even questioned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 false tpbm has let a friend taze them for fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 aghh no. stun gun yes. the person below me uses the internet too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 truth, but only in spurts i sometimes go months without logging on at all tpbm has stolen from someones house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 True. TPBM knows the Latin name of all the plants in their garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 true but only one plant in my garden tpbm has pissed on themselves while drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Sophomore year of high school, for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to beerbong tequila, it didn't end well. TPBM has been mid conversation, turned their head, puked, and then kept talking like nothing happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 all the time ive even puked in a pint glass all sly at the bar and the left it on some random persons table when they aren't looking walked up and gotten another drink tpbm has boned some breezy whose name he didn't know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 true, we were rollin tpbm will tell us their favorite song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 true. Shook Ones pt.2 tpbm has street drifted before and gotten caught, but got away with no tickets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 notta once. tpbm would make me drink a bucket of piss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 maybe if we were Siberian shamans doing amanitas but otherwise I don't think you've done anything to make me hate you that much tpbm is living in fear of a friend finding out he has been banging their sister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 nah he's cool with it. tpbm has gone up on their roof and shat down the chimney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 False. Gas baby, gas. TPBM lied to themselves twice, and is now paying the price, looks nice, but there's money owing on that dice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 false to all 4 tpbm feels all fucked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 true, just woke up. tpbm knew they was dyin when they saw the guy they tortured cryin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back In 88 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 false that's when they was high flyin tbpm be spyin the mystifyin rhymes i'm justifyin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 So true, Influential, scientifical power Your mental prowness will shower at an alarming rate Tpbm understood the math problem I've Just equate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 true. tpbm could've went to college and been a mathematician Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 True instead I went to college and studied ... Tpbm has grabbed some random girls ass at the bar before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 false tpbm would date an extremely hot girl even if she had hemorrhoids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 the truth be spoken, you do realize that its not a recurring medical condition and that they usually go away in a few days. Tpbm has slipped someone drugs before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 false tpbm almost grabbed this girls ass at work last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 nope i grabbed my girls ass a whole bunch last night but that was at the house tpbm has trolled 12oz under an alias Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 false, as someone whos smoked laced tumbleweedz before without warning i wouldn't wish it on anyone tpbm often has moments of clarity that make them question why they're running the rat race Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 False. The dream is there, you just have to live it. TPBM is watching the sunrise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 false. tpbm will tell me if I should slit my wrists, go for it all, or call it quits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 true. You should slit your wrists but wait until you are about 90 to do it and do it only after you get caught for keeping a bunch of 18yr old hotties locked in the basement. Go for it all provided you have a good means of escape and remember 1 million in 100's weighs about 20 keys so practice sprinting with that before you make a run for it. And yeah its probably time to call it quits on anything below an 9 they just aren't worth your time, even if they might be less maintenance. tpbm has gotten paid to do a show 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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