massgraff Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 true, i think 72. tpbm likes chili Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini Bus Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 True Tpbm has been to mcdonalds Over 20 times this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 idk know, maybe. tpbm doesn't live on a coast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 true, but Im only about an hour away. TPBM uses corny pick-up lines "ironically" to get girls laughing, then proceeds to run the real game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 false i dont talk to girls unless its someone my friend knows or i know personally tpbm sweat today for no reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 false, it was cuz the weather sucks up here tpbm may not come back from their vaca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 False I wish there was a vacation. tpbm is probably going to be ass raped in county and like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 False, TPBM eats the pussy and the ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 False, just the pussy. TPBM could go for some ice cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 meh, nah, im straight tpbm has gotta take a shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 true. tpbm's dick looks like a christmas tree light Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 True, but only on game night. TPBM hasn't had a decent breakfast in weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 false tpbm, let me tell you bout my only vice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 It has to do with lots of lovin' and it ain't nothin' nice tpbm never sweat these, they let trees blow get bent on benches, hopping the fences here they come in long trenches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 crack chase 'em, lace 'em, let the chef bake 'em, jake, taste 'em, take 'em, wonder where we make 'em tpbm doesnt feel like going to their 2nd job.. this shit better pay off eventually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 False, I can't even get one TPBM would like to hit the reset button on 2012, and start it over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 false tpbm needs some new pussy in the picture.. badly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 false, old. tpbm knows that atcq song with the beat that goes "dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 false. what is an atcq? tpbm will tell me what atcq is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 a tribe called quest tpbm likes k.o.t.h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 I tell you what, I sure do. Tpbm Totally skipped my beat the picture above them pic I posted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 solz. half the time tpbm posts a pic, this fucked up site says they don't have permission and that they have to log off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 nada homie just happened once to me and i didnt have to log off tpbm has drydocked before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 I'm not a 100% sure what that is, but if it's anything like snoodeling then the answer is no. TPBM will tell me what drydocking is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 true, http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dry%20dock tpbm now has plans to dry dock someone's toilet in the near future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 no chance and I actually wasn't sure what dry docking was when I asked that question. tpbm likes small children in a non pedophile kind of way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 My kids are awesome, other people's kids get on my nerves in a hurry. TPBM has more then ten pairs of shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 nope I've never owned more then 10 pairs of shoes either tpbm has slipped a chick morning after pills without her knowing after a one night stand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 lol nah man, you really did that? tpbm has got about 5 mins of me-time between their day job and their night job.. and they're on 12oz? REALLY? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 nah I'm self employed. Yeah I've done that before didn't want this chick to get knocked up or some shit and bust out a few months down the road with a little me wanting child support or something tpbm was a nerd in high school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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