CancerDancer Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 false i usually get dirty but then again i was young. tpbm cracks their knuckles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 True, all the time. TPBM has never heard of Joose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 false. tpbm is in the midwest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 false tpbm has had a migraine in the past month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 True. TPBM needs to take a nap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 false. tpbm's layin down hot steamin loafers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 false tpbm has a scar somewhere on their face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 true tpbm has broken more than one bone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 true elbow, wrist, clavicle, and finger tpbm will appear in court in the next 3 months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 True, but only for moral support. TPBM always, ALWAYS, gets a receipt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightoftheLivingDead Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 True TPBM power has been cut for the past three hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 False. TPBM is not a handy man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 true tpbm rarely has nightmares Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 true, i do get those fucked up night terror things though but they're really rare these days tpbm wears flip-flops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 True, the good ones though, not the ones with the big toe thing. TPBM loves pop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 soda pop? tpbm is sweating profusely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 Yes, soda pop. False, central air boyeeeeee! TPBM uses Just For Men hair color to hide the grey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 false, and yeah, sodas aight tpbm saw the new batman and will NOT tell me shit about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 false. i'm about to pm you and ruin it. tpbm likes words like racecar and kayak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaaaaaaaaa Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 very true. tpbm would rather burn up than drown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 i dont know, both sound shitty tpbm is pretty tired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 true. tpbm has crashed 2 cars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 False, five cars. TPBM always gets shell in the bowl when cracking an egg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 false, but I do always break the yoke when trying to fry an egg. tpbm is tired of the heat and is looking forward to winter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 False. It's 12deg right now at four in the afternoon. TPBM was a fucking spam bot. ...don't answer that. TPBM needs new tyres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 False. TPBM has two kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 false, two pet rabbits. tpbm had trouble sleeping last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 false, even tho its mugier than a bastard tpbm is wearing all brown right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 false. tpbm wipes their asshole with pages straight out the book of matthew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 false, i aint THAT confident were all alone tpbm aint got shit to do tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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