theprotester Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 False, fat is not beautiful. TPBM can never properly open an umbrella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username0913 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 False. Always seem to break them though...maybe I should stop trying to be Fred Astaire... Naaaaaaaah! TPBM is waiting for the day Asian girls come with an ass. They also know what I mean by "ass". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 false not into asian chicks tpbm is going to watch a movie tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 false, I got shows DVR'ed that I need to watch and delete to make room. TPBM knows that Philippianas and Hmong chicks are tho only asians with ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 idk. my uncle's fiance is philapina so maybs. tpbm is a punk ass meter maid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 false tpbm once got busy in a burger king bathroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 false if their burgers suck it would make sense that their washrooms are dirty tpbm is running on low battery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 False. TPBM pittys the colorblind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini Bus Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 I do Tpbm is excited to receive his pay check 2noro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 False. I don't pay myself TPBM has run out of light globes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 false tpbm is going to go fishing today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 false. tpbm knows an ancient chitalianese secret Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 True. But I'm not telling you. TPBM is stuck inside because it's raining outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 false not raining but its windy and shitty outside tpbm will be eating in the next 15 mins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 false. tpbm is a trained black ass professional Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 i am so happy i get to answer this one. true. tpbm is going to be featured in an art gallery with 2 other artists they really respect/admire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 false too hip for me tpbm is looking at a lake right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 true.. u hack into my shit? tpbm is weirded out now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 fi false. tpbm is on bone anything mode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 False Tpbm ditched out on coffee this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 true. tpbm thinks it's a sappin boobie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 false? tpbm had a child before turning 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 false before turning 31 tpbm has argued with their female in the last 6 hrs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 false, she's out of town tpbm swam in a public pool today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 false tpbm has socks on but no shorts or pants on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 straight boxerz. tpbm pissed in their favorite jeans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 false tpbm knows the temperature of their computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 false tpbm has a pc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 True, a very shitty one. TPBM can't wait for Breaking Bad to come on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abc Posted July 23, 2012 Share Posted July 23, 2012 false. tpbm likes popsicles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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