Fist 666 Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 i tried once. to fuck a fat girl. i was so distraught over the stretch marks on her back that i lost all will to participate in anything of a sexual nature. she was vile. here's the story from the day after when i posted it for the first time: last night one of my superiors tried to do me a favor by throwing some ass my way. he told me broad was 110 pounds. she wasn't. i've never been with a girl over 140. its not that i'm only into thin chics, its that i like fit girls. she wasn't that. at all. but i rolled with it. or tried. it was gross. whilst she blew me i reached slightly over half mast. she stopped for a minute and half mast went away. she wanted to fuck. and i told her it wasn't coming back by itself at this point her clothes are off and i'm far, far from aroused. so she blows me to about 1/3 mast (estimation) and she says "well thats hard enough to get it in" so she hops on (back seats of 4 door truck) and lobs herself around on my dwindling dick for a couple minutes. i'm laughing the whole time (sober as a bird). so she slapped me. i told her to put her clothes back on because this wasn't happening. she said i was small--i clarified that she failed to give me a full erection, and that yeah, i am but that she was fat and her "tummy" stuck out as far as her misshapen tits. i got slapped again. thats my fat girl story. don't take favors was the lesson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 who? ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 rich and cool? dude you can inspire her to loose weight! or is she natural born fatty Mcfat fat? :lol: hahahaha but what if she does loose weight then turns out to be fine as hell... you never know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T ReXXX Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 well... um honestly... bottom line is this: if the spark is there and you are really into her, go for it. /real talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 fuck her with a dildo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 fuck her with a ham hock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 hahahaha lol^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 thats funny and timely you sir are getting propped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Go for it. There is a lot more to a great relationship than what a chick looks like. She'll probably lose 30-40 pounds just from the endless sex you'll be having with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 ^No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 yo geez 30-40lbs is a lot to lose for real shed have to be lifting weights while sexing to do that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Seriously though it has been estimated that having sex for a half hour burns approximately 150 to 200 calories and sometimes maybe as high as 350 calories if you are really active in bed. Now have sex 6-7 times a day and the pounds could start coming off. Also she won't be sitting home alone on a friday night eating a bucket of chicken with a tub of bon bons getting more fat, instead she'll be banging Frate Raper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 fat fat fat fat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 15, 2008 Author Share Posted March 15, 2008 its just not gunna happen, shes cool as all hell but not for me. I LIKE FIT THICK HOES! NOT LARD ASS BITCHES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 You don't need advice from 12oz. Listen to your heart, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Seriously though it has been estimated that having sex for a half hour burns approximately 150 to 200 calories and sometimes maybe as high as 350 calories if you are really active in bed. Now have sex 6-7 times a day and the pounds could start coming off. Also she won't be sitting home alone on a friday night eating a bucket of chicken with a tub of bon bons getting more fat, instead she'll be banging Frate Raper. I don't know about you homie, but last time I even had the urge to bang 6 or 7 times a day was before i was legal drinking age. If you still got that kind of drive and you're old enough to drink at a bar, then more power to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 screwing fat girls may have advantages. for example......peeing in her butt. with her fat ass and already low self-esteem, this would be easy. she wouldn't say no. she'd be happy, because she is finally getting some dick. go for it dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 but seriously............ You don't need advice from 12oz. Listen to your heart, man. co-signed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 screwing fat girls may have advantages. for example......peeing in her butt. with her fat ass and already low self-esteem, this would be easy. she wouldn't say no. she'd be happy, because she is finally getting some dick. go for it dude. Who the fuck want's to pee in a fat bitch's butt??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Who the fuck want's to pee in a fat bitch's butt??? CALIgula? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 ^What the fuck Caligula and his fatty fedish got to do with everyone else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Yeah.........I got nothing. I'm getting a beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 picts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 You don't need advice from 12oz. BLASPHEMY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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