GucciCondom Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Yeah dude I let my brain trick me a few times with the bitches being madd cool. In the end, it doesn't matter how cool or nice she is, if you can't randomly look at her and think "holy fuck..LOOK AT THIS BITCH..how the fuck is she mine??!!" Then she ain't really worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLFATS Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 i've got to say na-nay-no my brotha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 I think fat bitches go for skinny dudes. I'm slightly chubby and I haven't ever gotten with chicks even really considered 'thick.' No fat bitch has ever showed interest in me in my whole life. The hot little petite preppy ho's love me, I'm their big hooded out teddy bear. I'm going to go slay this SEXY ass jawn tonight who I met at a party last night, hopefully. If things go on a very great path then I'll be posting up wifey pics in a few weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 by 'wifey' you mean 'nude', right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerFuct Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 Give her Kanye's work out plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 who cares dude fuck her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dignan Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 post a pic of someone approximately her size so everyone in here knows you're sane for not hitting it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 did I call fail on this thread? no pictures of fatty mc fat fat = fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurtisWarren Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 I fucked a fat bird once. It has left scars on my mind forever. I am gagging now just thinking about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 yeah, I smashed a fatty when I was in a slump one time and a one time smash turned into a few more, then hanging out at her crib while she cooked me fat girl meals. Next thing you know, she was in love and I was figuring out how to not break her heart because she was real cool and I liked her a lot as a person, but I knew I wasn't feeling her weight for much longer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 fark it, do it, just don't tell the oooontz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 17, 2008 Author Share Posted March 17, 2008 we dont work together, its our business's they buy shit from each other. This friendship has made me some serious coin and saved me some. I'm not going to fuck her, I've smashed a gang of fatties shes fat enough too fuck my life up. My wifey is wicked hot to me anyway so eff it! I'm still saying thought IF SHE WASN'T A LARD ASS SHE'D BE DOPE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensa Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 In the end, it doesn't matter how cool or nice she is, if you can't randomly look at her and think "holy fuck..LOOK AT THIS BITCH..how the fuck is she mine??!!" Then she ain't really worth it. truth. you get props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 KM4RT is right though....id pee in a fat girls butt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
statenisland Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 ^^^ who wouldnt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 post flicks and blur the face... so we never know her identity.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 KM4RT is right though....id pee in a fat girls butt. hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tha Unibomber Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 smash that shit fat chicks will do anything to please a guy, yeah I ride mopedes and I let my friends know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 i tried once. to fuck a fat girl. i was so distraught over the stretch marks on her back that i lost all will to participate in anything of a sexual nature. she was vile. here's the story from the day after when i posted it for the first time: last night one of my superiors tried to do me a favor by throwing some ass my way. he told me broad was 110 pounds. she wasn't. i've never been with a girl over 140. its not that i'm only into thin chics, its that i like fit girls. she wasn't that. at all. but i rolled with it. or tried. it was gross. whilst she blew me i reached slightly over half mast. she stopped for a minute and half mast went away. she wanted to fuck. and i told her it wasn't coming back by itself at this point her clothes are off and i'm far, far from aroused. so she blows me to about 1/3 mast (estimation) and she says "well thats hard enough to get it in" so she hops on (back seats of 4 door truck) and lobs herself around on my dwindling dick for a couple minutes. i'm laughing the whole time (sober as a bird). so she slapped me. i told her to put her clothes back on because this wasn't happening. she said i was small--i clarified that she failed to give me a full erection, and that yeah, i am but that she was fat and her "tummy" stuck out as far as her misshapen tits. i got slapped again. thats my fat girl story. don't take favors was the lesson. hahaI remember reading this and feeling awkward as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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