Some1 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Don't mind the pic its the 2008 edition... Pearl Jam Metallica Jack Johnson Kanye West Chris Rock Robert Plant and Alison Krauss featuring T Bone Burnett Phil Lesh & Friends My Morning Jacket The Allman Brothers Band The Raconteurs Willie Nelson Death Cab for Cutie B.B. King Sigur Ros Levon Helm and the Ramble on the Road Ben Folds O.A.R. Cat Power The Bluegrass Allstars M.I.A. Umphrey's McGee Iron & Wine Yonder Mountain String Band The Swell Season Zappa Plays Zappa Talib Kweli Derek Trucks & Susan Tedeschi Soul Stew Revival Gogol Bordello Broken Social Scene Bonnaroo Late Night Chat About with David Cross Robert Randolph's Revival Rilo Kiley The Disco Biscuits Mastodon Lupe Fiasco Against Me! Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings Pat Green Ozomatli Tegan & Sara Solomon Burke Drive-By Truckers MSTRKRFT !!! The Avett Brothers Israel Vibration Abigail Washburn & The Sparrow Quartet featuring Bela Fleck Larry Campbell, Jackie Greene, Phil Lesh & Teresa Williams Aimee Mann Ladytron Janeane Garofalo The Fiery Furnaces Orchestra Baobab Ghostland Observatory Jose Gonzalez Dark Star Orchestra Zach Galifianakis Minus the Bear Donavon Frankenreiter Lez Zeppelin State Radio Battles Jakob Dylan and the Gold Mountain Rebels Jim Norton Two Gallants The Sword Vampire Weekend Little Feat Nicole Atkins Chromeo Brian Posehn The Felice Brothers Mason Jennings Mike Birbiglia MGMT The Lee Boys Serena Ryder Steel Train Grupo Fantasma John Mulaney Back Door Slam Michelle Buteau Im not a huge fan of these huge crowds of people and not showering sleeping outside all that jazz. ButI want to see 17 of these band + walk around in a psychedelic world full of music and smelly hippies with rice crispy treats and grilled cheese with my best musician friends and a couple hot womenz we are bringing and smashing sed chicks in tents. Its gonna be pretty good I've never been to one of these full weekend festivals so I am looking forward to it. Maybe even find some instruments to bang around on and play some good old rock music... Anyone going def. be down to meet up search for teh musicz teh drugz0erz teh snatch take some pictures and write about it when we get on 12oz... Wonk Saggin please proceed to make dirty hippy jokes about me from now until june 16th kthxbai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Ive driven past Bonaroo... even tho its only like 2 hours away, the epic tales of traffic jams in manchester and stinkpot leprechaun hippies keeps me from going... I think if I got in the middle of a crowd like that I would probably lose my shit and start shooting But holla at me if you go so I can drive by on the way to ATL while you are stuck off the exit ramp for 6 hours in hundred+ degree weather waiting for some greaseball steroid dealer to ransack your crystals boxes and sonic cups Seriously tho, the weather in TN sucks worse than anywhere else... I stay inside during the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaR'04 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 No oontz? fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 Chromeo got teh oontz... I know everyone is telling me how hot it is. I am the last to sign up among my group of friends I was like no thx but now we have a group of like 15 going i think. Some of the girls are pretty good looking with us and single. Its also an excuse to use teh psychedelics... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 The only reason I would go would be to do drugs and fuck chicks. But I don't do drugs anymore and the chick's snatches probably smell like provolone cheese and deer carcasses that have been baking in the sun, so this thing gets a fail from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 I got 3 weeks of vacation time I gotta use so this is trip one out of 2 trips i am going on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I wouldnt suggest sticking your dick into ANYTHING you find / meet / bring with you to Bonaroo, including the condoms they sell there, some of them come pre-equipped with SARS even your underwear is risky once it crosses the gate, But I always reap the benefits of people coming back, you can score all those weird letter number drugs that are elusive as fuck but super lol at this kid I know who lost his shit at the first or second one and got hit in the head with a pipe and ran through the crowd screaming and spraying blood everywhere being chased by the cops. I didnt realize how many people came from all over to come to some shitty farm town which up untill 5 years ago, main exports were meth, airforce wash outs, and multiply related cousins... fuck my did promotion there and drove there in the day and back at night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 See I dont care thats one of the reasons why I want to go. Shits an adventure and I get to beat up hippies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 its like hippie punching free for all... but it cost too much money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 dont forget whittle down some aspirin with a toothpick and make fake X - its still illegal to sell but the profit margin is way higher and hippies, even if they figure it out, will never be able to find you or confront you... /woo-bag oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 its like hippie punching free for all... but it cost too much money trunk ticket I actually knew some buster who did ride in a trunk... it must have been a hatchback because the shit is seriously hot down here in the summer. I guess theres just no adventure for me because its like, right down the interstate and half the people I know go each year but pretty much any girl whose gut doesnt stick out further than her titties can go for free by doing some promotion, some guys too, theres all sorts of volunteer jobs. Best is security gate, Ive wanted to get on that because they just confiscate drugs and then keep/re-sell them inside off duty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 Im planning on grabbing some bags of the dried mushrooms from the asian grocery store bagging them up and moving those. Its seems easier and cheaper than widdling down asprin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Yeah Im normally not in favor of wooing cats, unless a festival of hippies is involved then its a requirement, fuck scrape the caked on grass clippings out the bottom of your mower and spray it down with raid to make a buck if you got too... pee on some sea salt to make your own meth, sell a ground up litebulb to a tripped hout hippie and watch him ramble about how goodd the shit is when he cops a fountainous nosebleed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 i thought this was a hippy fest... why the fuck is pearl jam, metallica, and kanye there... lol.. and death cab for cutie... gay... and fucking mastodon?!? why the fuck are they playing a hippy fest... this shit is gonna end up like when cartman raided the hippy fest in the slayer tank thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donkey Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 i thought this was a hippy fest... why the fuck is pearl jam, metallica, and kanye there... lol.. and death cab for cutie... gay... and fucking mastodon?!? why the fuck are they playing a hippy fest... this shit is gonna end up like when cartman raided the hippy fest in the slayer tank thing. Thats the thing bonaroo is a hippyfest for people who aren't hippies. They get top bands there to perform so normal white people can pay top dollar to have the hippy experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Looks like quite a few hipster faves will be there; M.I.A. I can dig M.I.A., but I don't care for hipsters. I don't think I'd have to worry about them being there if I went, because most hipsters don't have cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 15, 2008 Author Share Posted March 15, 2008 haha I assumed M.I.A. was some new rap group damn i am out of the loop... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 If there's going to be LSD there please send me some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T ReXXX Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 Laaaaame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 pretty sure i would rather eat drugs in my own backyard with my ipod on rather than be around all those fucking idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 15, 2008 Author Share Posted March 15, 2008 I would too but all my friends are going so might as well jump on the bandwagon because I know I'll enjoy it and be glad I did it. There is def. gonna be some good stories that come out of it for damn sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheesh Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 I went in 2003 and it was fucking awesome. however, the shit is stupid commercial now, (even moreso than it was then) I wrote bonnaroo off when they had dave mathews headline. the year i went i saw DJ Z Trip, James Brown, Mixmaster Mike and The Dead (the grateful dead minus jerry garcia) back to back to back to back on the final night. I don't like the dead too much, but the experience was great. I also got to see the roots, bela flek and the flek tones, dj spooky, RJD2, galactic, STS9, a lot of good shit. and there was mad titties, lots of chicks with thier chests painted....... take paint. the year i went there were quite a few pieces on the big ass wall around the stages. granted, they'll only be temporary, but painting on mushrooms is always fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 15, 2008 Author Share Posted March 15, 2008 wow so you can seriously get down on some dance AND graff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 my teeth hurt for two days after standing near the speakers while brazilian girls played last year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 You know I am thinking about going back this year... though I worry about getting shook down by the cops for a few thousand... But shit man I am really thinking about it... party my ass off there and afterroo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 the only thing i didnt like about it was the wandering clouds of patchouli and b.o in the afternoon the clouds would run freely leaping onto unsuspecting nonhippies ... also at times when attacking large crowds the patchouli and b.o would merge together to create a mecha-cloud that called itself "gahdamnthatsfoul" . and with its new hyper powers could call upon rabid hippies with flyers and create e-tard puddles at will.. ro date there is no way to stop it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubberbandBanks Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 man that's the fam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 battles fuck yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 wow. that is a fucking serious lineup. Australia needs more stuff like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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