twinky the kid Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 Re: fuck my wife. whats now? i wont say what the 'possible felony' is for. im sure it sounds worse than it really is. but it just put me in an akward funk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Re: fuck my wife. whats now? When you get locked up, go see my peoples Muhammad and Abdul Rahman, they'll know what you should do. seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Re: fuck my wife. whats now? where you molesting kids? dont front.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OL'DIRTYGeEEZER Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Re: fuck my wife. whats now? I used to know a dude named Abdul Rahman...its not the same dude becuase this one owes me money and stole integras in 1997 for a living..i say 1997 becuase he started to *you guessed it* sell used cars to people... i feel depressed after talking about him... yuck.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Re: fuck my wife. whats now? Is wife beating a felony in the states? It's probably some identity theft bad cheque writing stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Re: fuck my wife. whats now? http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=25475&in_page_id= "A man is accused of having sex with the carcass of a deer that he found lying beside the road – but his lawyer denies that he committed bestiality, on the grounds that a dead deer isn't an animal any more." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLEZO1SON Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Re: fuck my wife. whats now? F'S SUCK ON YOUR LIFE OF CRIME REPORT CARD. TRUST ME, I CANT EVEN GET A JOB AT A PIZZA HUT. BUT ARE YOU GOING TO GO TO PRISON? THEY EAT TWINKIES IN THERE! NAW BUT REALLY, DID YOU TOUCH SOME LIL TWINKIES OS SUMUM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Re: fuck my wife. whats now? plead the fif or mexico I would do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Re: fuck my wife. whats now? I went through a real bad, and well documented funk in which I was super fuckin depressed, on a suicidal tip somedays. I started just gettin wasted and wylin the fuck out with my team every day and night, which eventually helped me more or less get over it. I mean, that shit got me into a ton of legal issues and as a result of how I started acting I'm now sitting in my sister's living room with an ankle bracelet on, but honestly its better than feeling like shit all the time Although actually, aren't you feelin all depressed pretty much over gettin a felony? Listen man, I know the shit sucks and all but if you're gunna do something you should always be prepared for the consequences, no matter how rediculous they may seem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Re: fuck my wife. whats now? join FIGHT CLUB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerFuct Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Re: fuck my wife. whats now? Death by chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krushnkill Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Re: fuck my wife. whats now? go on the motivation talk circut, tell people all ur problems and how much life sucked ( ie i spent 9 hours on 12oz i smashed broads till my dick was roar blah blah blah) this means you lay all ur problems out on them and feel good about it later plus, looks good in court too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Re: fuck my wife. whats now? no matter how bad it gets....theres always someone out there thats got it worse than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Re: fuck my life. whats now? wait it out man, shit will look better. unless your felony is for something crazy like Assault and battery/ rape on a small child. or murder.... how bad can it be? if you are facing a felony focus 110% of your life on getting the best lawyer money can buy. Spend all spare time asking people who use lawyers who the best is, dont think expensive is better. You can usually get them reduced, at least to class d or e, which are easy candidates for expungement 2 years down. If you cant beat the F, plea to a class d or e, work on an appeal, then an expungement if that doesnt work. It will cost you, but its worth it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 kill a hooker or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Re: fuck my wife. whats now? Now, in strawberry! looks like you could smoke it... hmm try that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 do your best to not get convicted. But if you do and there's nothing holding you down. I'd honestly suggest hitch hiking to south america for a while. Travel could be really refreshing for you. And if you really want to, you can do it very cheaply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Dam, Fred knows whats up...^^ Seriously though - if you can get out of that legal trouble somewhat, maybe things will start looking up. If not, start your own dog walking business or something /nobackgroundcheck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 woot ^ 4000 post! I just noticed. LOSER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosa312 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Yeah... go with the lawyer thing... my little brother was looking at some federal charges for selling weapons, and he had a previous attempted murk conviction, so he takes all his dough and hires a female lawyer from the same firm that defended Joey "The Clown" Lombardo, and ends up only pulling a few years out at Hill Correctional, plus they counted all his holding time waiting in the county, so he'll probably be out next year. Spend everything you have on a great lawyer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGG Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I vote stop crying and man up people have been through worse homie...you will make it back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 also I dont think your F's are as bad as the ones I beat - I got attempted vehicular homicide and felony evasion reduced to misdemeanors, and it cost me a shitload of money, headaches, stress, time, everything... seems like it almost cost me a few years off my timeline, but I feel for anyone going thru that for the first time because they just stack charges on you hoping you pick a Publik Pretender and lose in court and end up making the state or their private correction corp a load of cash since your life is now ruined... the justice system is awesome, really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Re: fuck my wife. whats now? down for the title change........... and again........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I read somewhere that South America is where a majority of people wanted by the law go to to hide out and start a new life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 LOL @ YOU NIGGAS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 But, what happens if someone from South America is on the run? I'm guessing they'd go to Antarctica. Its relatively close, and theres no police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Work construction. Come on man, Watch girls pee or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 im hating my life right now. mostly for dumb reasons. mainly because i may become a convicted felon in a few weeks, and im about to get fired from my job. /no crybaby. so ive decided to ask you assholes what i should do now. when i got booked for my felony, i was in the newspapers and shit around the city, everyone knew about it, but they didn't do shit to me. and i work for the state. i guess it depends on the work. either way, if you got a PO, see if you can get a list of unions in the area. manual labor pays fucking good, and normally everyone there - even the bosses have a record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerosol Ruckus Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 /wrists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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