IOU Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080312/ap_on_re_us/woman_in_bathroom Sheriff: Woman sat on toilet for 2 years By ROXANA HEGEMAN, Associated Press Writer 2 minutes ago WICHITA, Kan. - Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police. ADVERTISEMENT Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital. "We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it." Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend. "She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself." He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom. "And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom." The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call. Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said. "She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said. She was reported in fair condition at a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators. Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled. Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number. The case has been the buzz of Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor. "I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said. Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years. He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there. "It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 2 years? 2 fucking years? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 big.... WTF??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 WAT? And thank you for no pics, I'm in the school library. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted March 12, 2008 Author Share Posted March 12, 2008 There are no flicks. Mr. Whipple son, MR. WHIPPLE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted March 12, 2008 Author Share Posted March 12, 2008 There are no flicks. Mr. Whipple son, MR. WHIPPLE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
womphead Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 yeaaaaaaaaaaaah i dunno about that either. questionable. thats like some real trashy ass stuff...so it just kinda makes it questionable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
womphead Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 yeaaaaaaaaaaaah i dunno about that either. questionable. thats like some real trashy ass stuff...so it just kinda makes it questionable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 2 years? 2 fucking years? HAHAHA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 2 years? 2 fucking years? HAHAHA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyNapua Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 It surprised him that someone wasn't called "a bit earlier"? Seriously? WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyNapua Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 It surprised him that someone wasn't called "a bit earlier"? Seriously? WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psudoname Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 was she a big ol fat lADY? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psudoname Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 was she a big ol fat lADY? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 anything can happen in kansas i guess.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 anything can happen in kansas i guess.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted March 12, 2008 Author Share Posted March 12, 2008 This on some Seven type shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted March 12, 2008 Author Share Posted March 12, 2008 This on some Seven type shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 damn and I thought sitting there for 45 minutes was long.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 damn and I thought sitting there for 45 minutes was long.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 She was probably embarrassed that she took a shit so she chilled out for a bit. A bit turned into a while, and she eventually got stuck. Further embarrassed that she was stuck to a toilet, she further played off the "Naw I'm good, I'm just going to be a little while" line. Her Kevin Federline ass boyfriend was too busy smoking meth to notice the passage of time. He went to vomit in the bathroom to find it locked and then remembered that his girlfriend had been in there for two years. He called his parents for advice and his mom got scared and said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 She was probably embarrassed that she took a shit so she chilled out for a bit. A bit turned into a while, and she eventually got stuck. Further embarrassed that she was stuck to a toilet, she further played off the "Naw I'm good, I'm just going to be a little while" line. Her Kevin Federline ass boyfriend was too busy smoking meth to notice the passage of time. He went to vomit in the bathroom to find it locked and then remembered that his girlfriend had been in there for two years. He called his parents for advice and his mom got scared and said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Hahahahahahahaha! You know how you get that red ring on your ass if you sit on the toilet for a while? I bet she has like a permanent imprint of the toilet seat on her ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Hahahahahahahaha! You know how you get that red ring on your ass if you sit on the toilet for a while? I bet she has like a permanent imprint of the toilet seat on her ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
womphead Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 This on some Seven type shit. thaaaaaaaaaats what the fuck i was thinking!!! i was like man that sounds fucking familiar hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
womphead Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 This on some Seven type shit. thaaaaaaaaaats what the fuck i was thinking!!! i was like man that sounds fucking familiar hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 She was probably embarrassed that she took a shit so she chilled out for a bit. A bit turned into a while, and she eventually got stuck. Further embarrassed that she was stuck to a toilet, she further played off the "Naw I'm good, I'm just going to be a little while" line. Her Kevin Federline ass boyfriend was too bust smoking meth to notice the passage of time. He went to vomit in the bathroom to find it locked and then remembered that his girlfriend had been in there for two years. He called his parents for advice and his mom got scared and said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air. lol^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 She was probably embarrassed that she took a shit so she chilled out for a bit. A bit turned into a while, and she eventually got stuck. Further embarrassed that she was stuck to a toilet, she further played off the "Naw I'm good, I'm just going to be a little while" line. Her Kevin Federline ass boyfriend was too bust smoking meth to notice the passage of time. He went to vomit in the bathroom to find it locked and then remembered that his girlfriend had been in there for two years. He called his parents for advice and his mom got scared and said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air. lol^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted March 12, 2008 Author Share Posted March 12, 2008 I'm guessing this is what we will evolve into at some point in time. She became one with the toilet and that amazes on some disturbing level. Also I have determined that Xenu and Tom Cruise are behind this and it was Oprah's ass that ate the toilet seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted March 12, 2008 Author Share Posted March 12, 2008 I'm guessing this is what we will evolve into at some point in time. She became one with the toilet and that amazes on some disturbing level. Also I have determined that Xenu and Tom Cruise are behind this and it was Oprah's ass that ate the toilet seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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