famecrazy Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 I have a friend who thought it would be funny to try and set his own fart on fire while we were all just standing around drinking in someone's garage. So he got on his hands and knees and pulled his pants and boxer shorts down then accidentally sharted onto his lighter. Funniest part is, there were a few girls who saw him do it, and one of them still fucked him later that night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 I have the propensity to cause farts that smell like burning tires . :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 I have a friend who thought it would be funny to try and set his own fart on fire while we were all just standing around drinking in someone's garage. So he got on his hands and knees and pulled his pants and boxer shorts down then accidentally sharted onto his lighter. Funniest part is, there were a few girls who saw him do it, and one of them still fucked him later that night. My boy had that problem, sometimes you don't know your own pushing strength...here's the video...best part is finding a video online of your boy shitting his pants randomly. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1760797 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 If you want some REAL rank farts, get on like two courses of antibiotics so it kills all the friendly bacteria in your intestines and you get colitis... then drink a whole bunch of cheap, skunked beer, some salad with a lot of bacon grease in it, and some chili or tacos with plenty of hotsauce. You'll be farting so much it actually hurts, and they'll smell like fucking death. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 ^Duderoni has a game plan:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 its difficult to master this technique, but if you cup your hand just right and fart into it, you can then shove your fart directly into someone's nose if you are quick enough. i can do this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 ^Duderoni has a game plan:lol: ^Duderoni has a game ^Duderoni has Duderoni wut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 i like farting at partys. i can have a normal conversation and fart and no one is the wiser. partys and airplanes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shittles..TasteTheAsshole Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Yesterday smelled like propane. "Smells like a dead racoon stuffed with ricotta cheese" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24Carrot Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Nothing beats the 'Curried-Egg'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 do[/color][/b] another shit :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 I don't know what stinks worse right now, my ass or Ron Turner's play calling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Right now I'm in Asia, and I've eaten so much Chinese food that my farts, and my shits, smell like ginger and dumplings. Kind of appropriate that my shits smell like DUMPlings, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Right now I'm in Asia, and I've eaten so much Chinese food that my farts, and my shits, smell like ginger and dumplings. Kind of appropriate that my shits smell like DUMPlings, eh? I work at a chinese restaurant, my farts always smell like ginger and dumplings. But I work with some babes, so the crop dusting is so necessary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slept_on Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 my girl's have been smelling like burnt tires lately, she thinks its funny but i think she has a secret tire eating addiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister. Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Its the dairy son... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user01 Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Hahahahahahahaha that is epic... but if he threw the shart at your face it would be legendary... i sharted once when i was delivering pizza, sharted in the car on the way back to the place, was drivin all hovering above the seat so i didnt sit in it, went inside and was all like "i am going home now, i will be back soon, im sorry, you cant stop me" went home and showered and threw away the clothes ^ THIS ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user01 Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 we dont do shits, we take them. dunno bout u but i leave them, never wanted to take one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 I JUST FARTED. LIKE RIGHT NOW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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