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FUCK SECRET FAIRIES

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i dont know what you all do, but im sure youve called in to a business and had to talk to a secretary sometime or another...

 

so anyways, i hate when you ask for someone, and they ask you a million fucking questions about who you are, what youre calling about, etc etc etc...

 

i also hate how you ask for the person, they say oh sure ill transfer you to them, and send you to the person's god damn voice mail without telling you the person's not available etc...

 

shit annoys the fuck out of me.

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Re: FUCK SECRETARIES

 

this nigga wears PJs with the butts cut out

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First of all lol to beershits im gonna use that one...

 

 

Second I do that shit to people all fuckin day. FUCK YOU TEASE FOR COLD CALLING MY PLACE WE DONT WANT OR NEED YOUR SHIT HOE!!!! GET A BETTER JOB WHERE THEY MAKE YOU ACTUALLY GO OUT AND MEET PEOPLE TO SELL SHIT! We dont have secretaries here we are on dedicated accounts so we all have to answer the front phone...

 

Thirdly fuck the types of companies calling up to ask if they can sell me the type of shit that we sell. MUH FUCKAH DID YOU READ THE DESCRIPTION WE DO THE SAME SHIT AS YOU JUST IN BIGGER ###'s WE ARE MO' BETTA SO GTFO!

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It's not so bad when you have a secretary who puts people like you through to voicemail.

 

I prefer it.

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she knew you were a dumbass right off the bat and saved her boss the time

good secretary in my opinion

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nigga got sent to voicemail trying to order pizza hut.

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i propose a thread hijacking.

 

new topic- pictures of hot secretaries

 

secretary.jpg

 

75246People-_Girls-_Hot_Blonde_In_Bikini.jpg

^ (im not sure how she is a secretary but it came up on the search so she must be on vacation or some shit)

 

 

 

15.jpg

 

1003836382.jpg

 

 

0619683011.jpg

 

^wtf a dick pizza lol nh

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indeed secretaries are made for nothing more than a good fucking

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hahahha because your a stupid fucking noob, didnt you already have that queston answered in that other thread

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my secretary is a really nice lady, actually the both of them are. Except Yvemonne makes a lot of typos and gets mad when I have to tell her I need them corrected.

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secretary.jpg

name this movie for props

i remember seeing parts of it

from what i recall, biggest blue ball inducing flick ever, as the secretary never gets fucked like she wants to

or maybe im wrong

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I'm sure the boss tells them to ask you that..it's their job..so when they tell the boss you're on the phone he can tell them whether or not to say he's available.....

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If the secretary is being a douche its usually people telling her to be like that.

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