Avancier2 Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 Etch bath the hummer's windows. AND flat black the body and put "I have a tiny penis". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 long story short...............you all got chumped......by a bitch. THIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 But no, really, steal the Hummer and leave a note saying, And this is MY souvenir BITCH and a picture of you flipping them off with a big ol' grin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 Funny thing is i wouldnt doubt if the guys who chumped you for your hat are known members of the ounce. Im expecting a DOA hat pics thread ftw come may.. what the fuck?? well you my friend, are a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 I read some of this thread. I think you did pretty well. Bouncers lose regardless of everything. If ever you are bummed about anything. Just think, "at least I'm not a bouncer" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 AyeBee would be offended. Unless he really got fired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stimme Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 Spitting blood in a drunk cunt's face...FTW!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 what the fuck?? well you my friend, are a fucking idiot. How am i an idiot, I sopose you missed the big ass thread exposing several members on here as bouncers. Yup im an idiot :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted March 9, 2008 Share Posted March 9, 2008 There's a difference between being exposed as something, and telling people you're something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Theres also a diffrence between being about to be banned and not being part of a conversation... oh wait in your case its the same fuckin thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 so your blocking hella punches...like you a ninja!?! /boogiehands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 i dont understand why you didnt just punch that dumb girl in the jaw. equal rights equal fights. girl swings on me she's getting hit back. case closed. not to mention the fact that dudes who come outta nowhere to be all chivalrous to some hag who deserves to get hit are foolish. i laugh when i see brave girls who think a dude wont hit em get slapped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 10, 2008 Author Share Posted March 10, 2008 i dont understand why you didnt just punch that dumb girl in the jaw. equal rights equal fights. girl swings on me she's getting hit back. case closed. not to mention the fact that dudes who come outta nowhere to be all chivalrous to some hag who deserves to get hit are foolish. i laugh when i see brave girls who think a dude wont hit em get slapped. You're absolutley right. I shoulda jawed that bitch. Hindsight's 20/20. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 at least you walked away with no more than a bloody lip and less one hat. i hate me some bouncers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecoldmidwest Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Lift weights, so when you hit em once...they don't get back up!:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 i dont understand why you didnt just punch that dumb girl in the jaw. equal rights equal fights. girl swings on me she's getting hit back. case closed. not to mention the fact that dudes who come outta nowhere to be all chivalrous to some hag who deserves to get hit are foolish. i laugh when i see brave girls who think a dude wont hit em get slapped. you can have your opinion but just lettin you know doesnt matter if bitch trying to man up and fight you the minute you hit her back you have problems first off the cops dont care that she punched you first and second of all if other people are around chances are you're going to get rolled on by some bigger cats in my opinion, just shake the girl or hug her till she calms the fuck down i dont know maybe walk away? you ganna feel like more of a man by punching a girl, that shits weak son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 should've just slapped the bitch in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 not that it takes a hard punch to split your lip but if a girl did punch me hard enough i agree with whoever said that instinct and reflex could make me unwittingly just crack back. so good work for not knocking out a girl, if it was indeed a hard punch one fight i got into i ripped a jacket off this guy who was running away then i completey submerged it in gutter water right in front of his face, because i couldn't be bothered chasing him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 I'd definitely go back and get the Hummer DAO, just on GP that he got your hat. he doesn't respect your property, so you don't respect his. That 3m Tar joint looks ill, too......"here's your souvenir, faggot" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 yeah you should definately pour paint thinner over the hummer if you see it again, for property reparations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobsaysmittens Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 bitches is bitches cuz bitches is bitches cuz bitches is bitches... thats some knowledge for yall right quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 i dont understand why you didnt just punch that dumb girl in the jaw. equal rights equal fights. girl swings on me she's getting hit back. case closed. not to mention the fact that dudes who come outta nowhere to be all chivalrous to some hag who deserves to get hit are foolish. i laugh when i see brave girls who think a dude wont hit em get slapped. Only a bitch ass dude would hit a beezy.:nope: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gasfacevictm Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 But you did the right thing, dont hit bitches but sure as hell spitting your shit in her face was the right move. Also you popped her man, and exposed him as a bitch so now theyre either through or bitching at each other as we post. As for bouncers they're about on the same level as chicken shit coppas when it comes to beef shit. Fuck them mother fuckers, that hummer would have a new sunroof if it were me FUCK THIS SHIT. SLAP THAT BITCH. IN THE MAKE BELIEVE STORY WORLD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 Only a bitch ass dude would hit a beezy.:nope: only a bitch ass idiot would stand around while a girl beats on him. this is the WORLD. you get attacked you attack back. but this story was fake anyway right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted March 10, 2008 Share Posted March 10, 2008 ehhh, if the girl was decently good looking i wouldnt clock her in the face. now if she was on some mustache shit, chubby ass bitch who thinks shes gangsta, or some ghetto hoodrat scrap chick with sharpie eyebrows, i would drop the bitch like a cigarette butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 10, 2008 Author Share Posted March 10, 2008 should've just slapped the bitch in the face. ^FTW!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 10, 2008 Author Share Posted March 10, 2008 I'd definitely go back and get the Hummer DAO, just on GP that he got your hat. he doesn't respect your property, so you don't respect his. That 3m Tar joint looks ill, too......"here's your souvenir, faggot" ^FTW!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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