womphead Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 thats bad ass hahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 Nah I avoid these things like the plague. I have my reasons you been on here long enough you will know why... woke up next to a wallabee. or maybe ayebee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 dood.. something like 85% of strippers are prostitutes, so technically you could smash. I'm not really into banging hookers either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 "im fittin ta meet this bitch up in the clairmont lounge..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 is it fuckin 'strip club season' or some shit? i've gotten about 5 different orders from various strip clubs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 i can't ever justify spending money on looking at naked whores when i'm an attractive enough male to do that for free. maybe a month ago i got roped into going to one with a bunch of people. it was pretty lame. i was just mean mugging all these girls like "you're not worth my money." plus, i don't think that theres any BYOB clubs around here. every place has a retarded cover. beers are 8 bucks minimum. no dice. Good looking has nothing to do with it, its a novelty and a place where you have no reason to try to put in work with the women like a club or bar. Its really hard to explain but if you know you know the difference from going to just look at naked girls and going to be in an environment where you can just relax and chill with your homies business partners or girls. When your young it seems like a waste of money and only desperate people would need to be here, but thats from a young perspective or a stereo typical point of view. When you want to pick up you go to the bar and club to get laid, when you want to network chill and not worry about fucking the bitches you go to the strip club. Its kind ironic like that. But hey thats just me, to each his own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 when i want to network and chill, i don't go to a strip club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 "absinthe party is in your extended network" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeping secrets Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I have seriously never been to a strip club. Im afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KERS Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 i find the disgusting ones more fun and entertaining. the beers are cheaper, the woman are old and gross, and the music is bangin'. I like them somewhere in the middle..fuck the classy joints but fuck the ghetto ones, too...just give me the basics bro...no old bitches,no track marks,no strech marks,no minimums,no more than a $10 cover,and DEFINITELY none of this topless shit.I'm not paying 10 bucks to get to fuckin 2nd base... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 10 bucks wont get you a home run either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 when i was 21 i spent about half of my income at the "butt naked" but the novelty wore off, when i wasn't whacked out of my head. and i was a dick and used to belittle the broads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 you guys have some whack local strip joints. my spot has no cover EVER, fine ass girls, a bangin 3$ cheeseburger with fries, 6$ patron shots, and cheap ass beer. the only thing it lacks is pool tables, which really sucks, but i guess you cant have your cake and eat it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted March 6, 2008 Author Share Posted March 6, 2008 ive never been to a strip club that has a single pool table in it. i must be going to the wrong side of town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 ( o Y o ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 you guys have some whack local strip joints. my spot has no cover EVER, fine ass girls, a bangin 3$ cheeseburger with fries, 6$ patron shots, and cheap ass beer. the only thing it lacks is pool tables, which really sucks, but i guess you cant have your cake and eat it too. I won't go to a bar that doesn't have at least one pool table. It kinda defeats the whole purpose of going to a bar to begin with. Might as well just invite a few freinds over and drink at the crib for a tenth of what I would spend at a bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted March 6, 2008 Author Share Posted March 6, 2008 i go to bars for beer. and possibly karaoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 what if strip clubs had pool tables too? that would make them worth going to. and regular arcades. dave n busters but not gay and with naked broads. i'd go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 i go to bars for beer. and possibly karaoke. WAT??? Nigga said.... KARAOKE!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted March 6, 2008 Author Share Posted March 6, 2008 hell yea. i wanna play cruisin' the world against a topless broad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 what if strip clubs had pool tables too? that would make them worth going to. and regular arcades. dave n busters but not gay and with naked broads. i'd go. only one strip club in my town doesn't have pool tables. one even has the buck hunter arcade game, which is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 I went to a strip club once because my friend had V.I.P access (which only means free entry for super perverts who go frequently) Cut a long story short the girl came out to do her show, she looked 12 was super skinny and had braces....I could just picture her lying on her application about her age and her devistated parents. I left. Needless to say no more strip clubs followed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joey cheese Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 I don't know guys . I have had some good luck with the strippers . Here is the key they love to do drugs . But , watch it!! They don't know when to stop . They usually come in 2 or 3 . So there are alot of things that could happen . If you play your cards right . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 DRUNK PISSY TRYNA CRUISE DOWN THE AVENUE WHILE MY PEOPLES IS POPPIN BOTTLES UP IN SUES RENDEZVOUS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 I CAN ALSO BE SPOTTED AT RIVIERAS IN QUEENS AND THE WEDGE IN THE BX PIMPING MY HOODRATS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 I CAN ALSO BE SPOTTED AT RIVIERAS IN QUEENS AND THE WEDGE IN THE BX PIMPING MY HOODRATS. Scandals = Queens best, right next to the bridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 ShotGunWilly's FTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 ShotGunWilly's FTW! Shotgun Willies is dope but Diamond Cabaret has a 5 dollar lunch buffet and those girls party harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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