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Ive only been to one with chicks I was dating unless it was work related

 

except one time my boy paid for a couple of us to go... you have to byob and we posted up in the corner drinking 40s while the dude wasted his money on private dances. Drinking a 40 in the strip club is a sure fire way to NOT get asked for dances over and over - they know you have no money for them

 

 

 

 

Fun Fact :: last year they passed a "3 foot rule" that requires you to be 3 feet away from a naked dancer, so you have to ball the money up and toss it on stage. Ive never been to one here since they passed that dumbass shit

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I've never understood why people go to strip clubs and throw their hard earned money at bitches they'll never even smash.

Like you never seen tits before.

Come on.

 

co-signed! shit don't make sense to me either. it's way better to get drunk with some chick at the pub and smash. saves ya a few bucks and you get to smash. way better idea to me.:cool:

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Most of the strip clubs around here are topless and serve alcohol, then there's 2 that are full nude; one is BYOB, one doesn't have alcohol period

 

All of them are 21+ except the one with no alcohol, so me and my boys just get wasted beforehand (which I'm sure I'd do anyways, as that's what I do before goin anywhere ha)

 

Anyways, its usually a pretty good time, and good for a laugh too since the place is mad scummy...first time I went I was dumb and blew my re-up and my bill money, but I did get some dome from a hot black chick. Now I don't spend any money when I go except the cover, $15.

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I've never understood why people go to strip clubs and throw their hard earned money at bitches they'll never even smash.

Like you never seen tits before.

Come on.

Couldn't agree more. Grab a six pack, chuck on some porn and wake your missus/sister up when you're ready.

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I've never understood why people go to strip clubs and throw their hard earned money at bitches they'll never even smash.

Like you never seen tits before.

Come on.

 

dood..

 

something like 85% of strippers are prostitutes, so technically you could smash.

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last time i went this stripper came to our table like 2o mins before she performed, bitch was askin if me or my boys had drugs for sale. i was rollin, she didnt want no pills though, her hand was over this girl we went with, i feel a hand palmin my thigh, i look over the strippers noddin out and shit. they had to call her twice to perform. funny shit.

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i can't ever justify spending money on looking at naked whores when i'm an attractive enough male to do that for free.

 

maybe a month ago i got roped into going to one with a bunch of people. it was pretty lame. i was just mean mugging all these girls like "you're not worth my money."

 

plus, i don't think that theres any BYOB clubs around here.

every place has a retarded cover.

beers are 8 bucks minimum.

no dice.

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dood..

 

something like 85% of strippers are prostitutes, so technically you could smash.

 

thats a horrible misconception.

 

The majority of them that i know and have met (lots) due to my girlfriend being a dancer go to college/have boyfreinds/have a (legit) 2nd job ect. The stereotypes surrounding this occupation are pretty hideous.

 

Im not gonna lie though. She works with some fucking horrible transvestite looking dope heads who resemble 80's movies zombies.

 

whatever floats your boat i guess.

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i used to hit up high end gentlemans clubs when i was younger, wasted so much cash. blew 400 bucks one night in private dances. young kid + no knowledge = wasting alot of money.

 

 

i havent gone to any strip clubs in almost 2-3 years. mostly because the ones in my city are grimey as FUCK. seriously, SF strip clubs are disgusting. i only went to high class ones in upperclass cities. the last strip club i went to was because my older 'corporate' homies dragged me along and were paying cover charge etc,, but i still managed to drop 270 on private dances and drinks.

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I havent been to one since i was for about 3 to 4 years. I started going to em at 16 so by 18 i was all strip clubbed out. But i'd go again to the one poesia posted and maybe some more grimey ones in SF if I lock it down with a squad.

 

In all seriousness though. Whats up with them wierd dudes who go to strip clubs alone?

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