groyn shmoyn Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 don't act like you don't go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Yeah I rock it from time to time good entertainment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 i am too broke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XXkIxWbt1U&feature=related strip club do's and dont's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 i dont like giving my money away but i have gone about 5 times in my 25 yrs. the best time i had was a few months ago when i went with a bunch of my boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Too expensive. But the stripper announcer is hands down the most hilarious and awesome job in the universe. South Park had it right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cory Feldman Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 only if my chick isn't working. or her friends. nevermind. i dont go at all anymore. This is Portland, you can throw a rock and hit a stripper/strip club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 when i get to arizona im bouts ta chill wit a stripper its my ex girls cousin sounds fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 there used to be this scuzzy ass joint near where i lived called Pinky's first time i went there i was 16 and it was supposed to be just topless but this chick slid her panties to the side straight up in my face and i swear to god her shit was so beat i could see all the way up to her cervix... other than that experience i like going to them when i'm drunk, Cheetah Club in Windsor was by far my favorite so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 i've gone more times than i would have ever liked to i never have fun. apparently some states you can drink at the club, i've not yet been to one of those states... i hooked up w/ a stripper in louisville KY, i was convinced for a couple weeks after that i'd gotten AIDS through the condom. i don't like 'em, but they serve their purpose... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 my highschool sweetheart turned into a stripper. i know where she works. its fun to visit her sumtimes. never been by myself. i got an hour and a half to decide whether i should make a trip down the road. prolly not. im by myself. and im drunk. and thats just bad news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 The condom or the stripper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 i've gone more times than i would have ever liked to i never have fun. apparently some states you can drink at the club, i've not yet been to one of those states... i hooked up w/ a stripper in louisville KY, i was convinced for a couple weeks after that i'd gotten AIDS through the condom. i don't like 'em, but they serve their purpose... club down the road is BYOB. 20 bucks cover tho. as are most clubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 i've heard of those places. i've only gone to clubs in colorado, kentucky, and washington. cover here is like 15 bucks too. w/o your own drinks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 ugh. sounds gross. 1up for texas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 yarr. three of my female friends are strippers. nice girls. too bad i dont get to see none outside of work. "come in and pay lol" "fuck that lol" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I've never understood why people go to strip clubs and throw their hard earned money at bitches they'll never even smash. Like you never seen tits before. Come on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 i've never seen her tits. but if you saw them on the street... you'd flash a dollar to watch em bounce around. i think that makes sense. prolly not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 It's entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 i've never seen her tits. but if you saw them on the street... you'd flash a dollar to watch em bounce around. i think that makes sense. prolly not. Maybe if I was still in junior high and a virgin. But I'm fully aware that I'm probably the only straight dude in America who doesn't get this whole attraction to strip clubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 i dont go often. i dont like the whole spending money thing. but every now and then ill indulge for shits and giggles. its not fun. but its sumthin to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 gotta go commando in sweat pants. keepin it scummy also pre-gaming in the parking lot is a must Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 man with a plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I mean don't get me wrong, I've been to some. But it's always cause I got dragged there by the homies. They come up after their dance trying to rub on me like I'm the money genie and I'm like "nah, I aint got no money. You wanna holla at them" and point to my boys who dragged me there. One time the bitch was like "I dont care baby" and grabbed me by the collar and got on my lap and started grinding on me and shit. I guess she thought I was just playing hard to get with my money or something. :biglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted March 5, 2008 Author Share Posted March 5, 2008 collared shirt at a strip club... not for me. but get it while its good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 it took me a while to learn... the first time i ever went i wasted a ton of loot... now when i go i only get 1 dance max, maybe 2 if theres some girls i really like, other than that i go cheapskate style and just flash singles around the whole time. first time i went tho was hilarious, i fell for the whole "vip dance" bullshit and everything, wasted mad loot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 besides cover i don't think i've spent more than 40 bucks total (like in my life) inside a strip club like DAO i'm only there cause the boys drag me along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I have went a few times in NJ, and the ones that I went to have no cover and are not topless strip clubs, but you can drink. However, if you don't buy a drink, they will ask you to leave. Brazilian Monday's FTW. My boy stole the poster that advertised Brazilian Monday's from the strip club . He has it hanging up in his room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Its like going to a Bar you dont go there to actually fuck the bitches, you go to the Brothels for that. Strip clubs are to lounge have a drink with your people and chill. Also a great place to take a date if she acts like she is a freak, certain type of women are always down for a club so they can talk shit about the girls and feel better about themselves. I been around the world and Iyyy... I am connoisseur of gentleman's clubs and brothels around the world. Its like a fine cigar type of shit. Once i have been around older business men and broke the code they have. I realized alot about working women, and how guys you would never think would be up in these spots. Some of my boys with wifes that are straight out of playboy, still will hit the local spot when out of town on a business trip. Theres something about knowing why your somewhere knowing how much it is gonna cost you having your fun, and not having to bullshit your way through any of it. /Pro Strip Club Oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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