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!!!STRIP CLUBS!!!

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i dont like giving my money away but i have gone about 5 times in my 25 yrs. the best time i had was a few months ago when i went with a bunch of my boys.

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Too expensive.

 

But the stripper announcer is hands down the most hilarious and awesome job in the universe.

 

South Park had it right.

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only if my chick isn't working. or her friends.

 

nevermind. i dont go at all anymore.

 

This is Portland, you can throw a rock and hit a stripper/strip club.

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there used to be this scuzzy ass joint near where i lived called Pinky's

 

first time i went there i was 16 and it was supposed to be just topless but this chick slid her panties to the side straight up in my face and i swear to god her shit was so beat i could see all the way up to her cervix...

 

other than that experience i like going to them when i'm drunk, Cheetah Club in Windsor was by far my favorite so far

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i've gone more times than i would have ever liked to

i never have fun. apparently some states you can drink at the club, i've not yet been to one of those states... i hooked up w/ a stripper in louisville KY, i was convinced for a couple weeks after that i'd gotten AIDS through the condom.

 

i don't like 'em, but they serve their purpose...

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my highschool sweetheart turned into a stripper. i know where she works. its fun to visit her sumtimes. never been by myself. i got an hour and a half to decide whether i should make a trip down the road. prolly not. im by myself. and im drunk. and thats just bad news.

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i've gone more times than i would have ever liked to

i never have fun. apparently some states you can drink at the club, i've not yet been to one of those states... i hooked up w/ a stripper in louisville KY, i was convinced for a couple weeks after that i'd gotten AIDS through the condom.

 

i don't like 'em, but they serve their purpose...

 

club down the road is BYOB. 20 bucks cover tho.

as are most clubs.

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i've heard of those places. i've only gone to clubs in colorado, kentucky, and washington.

 

cover here is like 15 bucks too. w/o your own drinks...

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yarr. three of my female friends are strippers.

nice girls. too bad i dont get to see none outside of work.

"come in and pay lol"

"fuck that lol"

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i've never seen her tits.

 

 

 

 

 

but if you saw them on the street... you'd flash a dollar to watch em bounce around.

i think that makes sense.

prolly not.

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i've never seen her tits.

 

 

 

 

 

but if you saw them on the street... you'd flash a dollar to watch em bounce around.

i think that makes sense.

prolly not.

 

 

Maybe if I was still in junior high and a virgin.

 

But I'm fully aware that I'm probably the only straight dude in America who doesn't get this whole attraction to strip clubs.

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i dont go often.

i dont like the whole spending money thing.

but every now and then ill indulge for shits and giggles.

 

its not fun.

but its sumthin to do.

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I mean don't get me wrong, I've been to some.

But it's always cause I got dragged there by the homies.

 

They come up after their dance trying to rub on me like I'm the money genie and I'm like "nah, I aint got no money. You wanna holla at them" and point to my boys who dragged me there.

One time the bitch was like "I dont care baby" and grabbed me by the collar and got on my lap and started grinding on me and shit. I guess she thought I was just playing hard to get with my money or something. :biglaugh:

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